A/n: This is a joke I don't think I will write that kind of stuff for a long while.
Willa: " You Gon' be a dead son of a female dog, not a bitch because because I love your mum have way too much respect for her, soon if you do that again chicken little looking ass."
Alliyah: "I JUST ASKED YOU HOW YOU WANTED YOUR EGGS GAH DAMN"
Liza: *doesn't say anything just starts to bark*
Kelani: " Mother trucker mate that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"
Evera: "bi- do it again *ties up hair* BARK BAR-"
Reyna: " Is it because I ate the watermelon in the fridge, I bought you a new one, let me go, bitch."
Chantelle: *beats him with a chancla, before Jaemin even gets the CHANCE* " NOT TODAY"
Selene: " *screams in his ear like the brat she is* "
Jia: " Bruh- I'll give you back the box in a second I just wanted ONE DAMN FRY"
Xena: *punches him in the gut out of reflex* "oh shi-"
