The Demarcos as shit I have heard/seen or said

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~Willa~
Reyna: *exists*
Willa: ugh why do you breathe next to me

Willa: *on phone with Alliyah* I learned how to play the Halloween song on bass go get Liza, Kelani, and Evera. We are taking a trip BACK TO 2005 HOES
Alliyah: Uh ok

Willa: *thinks about burning down JYP and starts laughing*
Everyone:👁👄👁
Willa: oh sorry arson makes me excited
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-Alliyah-

Alliyah: what if, ever time you cut your hair, it hurt
Reyna: I didn't think of that-

Alliyah: I don't always judge you, but when I do, I make it worth it

Alliyah: Okay here me out
Jackson: I'm listening
Alliyah: for the next one why don't we name it, chicken
Jackson: uhm-
Alliyah: No let me finish, chicken Wang, chicken Wang
Jackson: 😐
Alliyah:  :D
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/Liza/
*Playing COD with Selene*
Liza: I haven't played in a while so-
Selene: *kills her right away*
Liza: gasp

Liza: I'm gonna kill you-
Jungkook: hey hey hey remember, there isn't an WLW tik toks in jail
Liza:....damn

Liza: *jamming out to Girls Generation* GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY. I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SONG
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^Kelani^

Kelani: Hey, so I did a thing-
Johnny: you can't keep the dog
Kelani: why not-

friends: *arguing*
Kelani: Aye shut up I'm listening to Conan Gray

Kelani, taking her collage classes:
Teacher: Kelani, can you please unmute?
Kelani: *shakes head rapidly*
Teacher: *sighs* fine I'll do it for you
The background noise:
Mark: YEET
Johnny: SKKRT
Jaehyun: DROP THAT
Jungwoo and Haechan: AYE AYE AYE AYE
Yuta: YOU NEVER LOVED ME MOM
Mark: BUT I NEEDED YOU
Haechan: WHOAAAAA YEAH *Gets slapped by Doyoung*
Taeyong: *sighs and looks at Kelani's teacher* I'm so sorry
Kelani: *Visibly wants to unalive*
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:Evera:

Evera: *screaming, crying, slamming her head against the wall*
Yunho: Whats wrong with her
Yeosang: She just watched Selena
Evera: (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')

Alliyah: Me and Jackson are raising Little ducks in the bath tub
(Allthevibes this u?)
Evera: Um okay-

Evera, hanging out with Wooyoung: Ok, if I tell you this...will you promise and I mean PROMISE you won't tell Mum (Seonghwa)
Wooyoung: Yeah yeah whatever I promise
Evera: ok..I ate his food
Wooyoung: bi- THAT WAS MINE
Evera: oh shi-
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\Reyna/

Reyna: y'all I just watched "21 Jump Street" and it's safe to say, I want Johnny Depp to step on me
Changbin and Seungmin: oh, all right

Reyna:  I hate you and your beautiful fuckin face
Mark: Uhhhh Hahahuauhua I like love you too...bro
Reyna: ....sorry I'm an Anti-romantic

Reyna, watching a 'thunderous' Chan fan cam: BOOBIESSSSS
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*Chantelle*

Chantelle: I got my mom turned up on Joji

Chantelle, watching a horror movie: *someone gets murdered* stupid bitch

Chantelle: *playing with Kelani's baby*
Jaemin: you would be such a good mum
Chantelle: *walks away from baby* nope
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[Selene]
Selene: *walks into Kai's room at 2am*
Kai, asleep: Moooooo
Selene: AH DEMON *throws a fish tank at him at him*

Selene: I don't care that your foot is broken, Gyu! WE'RE STILL GOING TO THE BIG TIME RUSH CONCERT

Selene: *Sees Yeonjun flirting with Soobin* Ugh fuckin Rancid
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(Jia)

Jia at 3 am: Does Canada exist, shawty?
Keeho: Just go to sleep

Jia: You watched The Amazing Spider-man
Conan(her brother): yes?
Jia:Without me?
Conan, nervously sweating: N-no
Olivia: YES HE DID LIAR
Jia: BIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH

Jia, in a country accent dressed like a cowboy: You've la di'ed your last da di de da partner
Jiung, trying to take a nap: Jia
Jia, in a normal voice: Yeah?
Jiung: What the fuck
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$Mayu$

Mayu, singing: Boom she don't fuck with me no~
Sunoo: OOOOOO MOM SHE SAID A BAD WORD
Mayu: *throws chancla*
Jake: *sigh*

Mayu to Oli London: LEAVE ME *points at Sunoo* MY SON *Points at Jungwon* MY OTHER SON *Points at Riki* AND THIS LOVELY LITTLE FUCK ALONE GOT IT
Jungwon: Yuyu that's sweet and all but..... we're all older than yo-
Mayu: Shut up

*Her and Riki fighting*

Jake: What happened
Heesung: *sighs* they had a fight
Jake: but why are they hold hands?
Sunoo out of no where: They get sad when they fight

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