A Mask of My Own Face || Sans Undertale x Neil Cicierega

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Hay all,
I'd like to apologise for this fic being late, I had a bunch of homework and then when writting this I got really involved and spent way longer then normal; a full half hour!
Anyway, Id like to thank everyone that helped me: My mother,my grandma,my father-in-law,Alice,Edward,Peter,NOT James, Thomas, Ann and least of all Wendy.
This fic wouldn't be finished without their help.
Anyway, hope all you Undertalesexuals like it!

We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

Neil Cicierega enters the scene, but whats this? Sans is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"

"The time with the power station  launch codes?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said Sans, giving Neil a "special" kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
It was a dark and stormy night...
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Meanwhile, back in the future, Neil and Sans were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved todgers. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

Sans was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join him on his mid-shagging flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
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My name is Sans.

From the moment I was born, I remembered I was trained as an assassin.

It was tough, but my master was a stern but just master.

Still, sometimes I would lay awake in bed and hope that one day, I would find my parents and that we could be a family together again. My master told me that if I survive my first mission, he would help me find my parents.

And so I did my first mission (it was easily, it only required me to kill a family of two with a carbomb). And so my master tried to find my parents. But they were already dead.

I realized I was all alone in the world.
I was all alone now, I thought back to happier times...
...but it didn't change the fact I was now alone. All alone.
All alone except me and my master.

My master's organisation was employed by an illustrious person: Nagito Komaeda. And one day I came back from school.
I came into the assassin's farmhouse
"Master," I said, "I'm sooo tired of having to go to school. Everyone's a poser there."
"Hush, little child," he said, "I have a new mission for you!"
"Oooh great!" I said with joy, "I'll get right on it!"

"It is very simple," the master said as he showed me the map of the cave I had to infiltrate.
"First, you need to say a passphrase to a guard there. When he says Leviticus, you say Fight Fire With Fire."
"Alright I can do that," I said as I wrote it down.
"And then you need to sneak through the hallways, into the kitchen where a maid has prepared a poisonous Lemonade.
"Right, easy," I said.
"And then you need to give it to the President, and then it will kill him."
"The President?! I said surprised.
"Yes, we are contracted to kill the President."
"But President  Frisk is a great president!"
"Hush little   boy. You have been trained as an assassin to kill people. This must be done."
"Ok Master," I said in great turmoil. Because the Master didnt know that... in fact.... I was in love with  Frisk
And so I prepared my mission. I felt really bad. Frisk and I had only met each other once. It was at prom-night. I was dressed maginicently. And  Frisk... gosh, now that I think of Frisk my heart starts beating more rapidly.
But anyway, so I met Frisk there.
"Hello," I said.
"You look nice," Frisk said.
"THank you, you look great too," I said.
"Oh, I don't mean your clothes," Frisk said, "I mean your soul. I can look into your soul. That's my power. And I see you are unlike anyone else here."
"Everyone else here are priks and posers," I said.
"Yes, but you're even more special. Maybe... maybe..." Frisk said.
"Maybe what?" I said. I remember my heart beating very rapidly then.
"Maybe you fullfill the prophecy!"
"The propecy?!" I said with anxienty.
"Yes, the propecy. It states that I should mary the person who fulfills the prophecy."
"Omygod," I said.
"Iknoright!" Frisk said.
"But how do you know who fulfills the prophecy?"
"When they have the power of Megalovania."
Oh gosh, I remember myself thking back then. Master told me never to tell anyone, but I did in fact have Megalovania!
"I don't know anything about that," I said.
"Oh well," said Frisk, "too bad. Because you, Sans, you look like exactly the sort of person I'd love to marry."
And then the President left.

What will I do now? I thought when I did the things my master told me to.
Shall I fulfill my master's obligation, or shall I show Frisk that I am the one they're destined to marry?

(A/N OMG sooooo romantic!)
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And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

Neil and Sans were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good sex" said Sans.
"yes, yes it was" said Neil.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you Neil my irresistibleness".
"I love you too Sans -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
So I sneaked in and did what the Master told me to do. It was easy.

But when I came to the room with the President, I hesitated. I could not put the poisonous white spirit down. Frisk was just too dear to me! I loved Frisk.

But that moment of doubt became my downfall. As the President turned around and looked me right in the eyes.
Sans?, Frisk said.

My breath stopped, my heart was about to explode and my eyes welled up.
"It's not what you think!" I said.
But of course it was what Frisk thought. I was an assassin. I had to accept it.

"Oh my god, Sans, not you!" Frisk cried out. Taers welled up in her eyes and soon they came flooding down her cheek.
"Nooooo," the President said, "I LOVED YOU!" (A/N ZOMG *swoon* Amirite?!)
"I LOVE YOU TOO," I cried out while I threw the poisonous tonic on the floor.
"LET'S BE TOGETHER FOR ALWAYS."
"OK!"
"It is Nagito Komaeda who is behind this assassination!

And so the President told the army to arrest Nagito.
"I love you so much," said President Frisk.
"I love you too." I said.