Sorry I haven't updated in forever! I've just been busy.....and sick :/
----You wake up in an unfamiliar. You then remember that you just moved in a week ago with your best friends, Dan and Phil. You smile at the thought of now living with your best friend and crush, Dan. He's helped you through many tough times and you couldn't thank him enough.
You open the door and are instantly greeted by Dan in the Robert Pattinson mask. You scream and hit him not realizing its Dan.
"Ow!" Dan mumbles as he takes off the mask.
"Daniel James Howell!" You yell in frustration. You slap him lightly on the shoulder as he's laughing his ass off.
"Ow!" He exclaims whilst laughing.
"What's going on?" Phil shouts from the kitchen. He walks over to where Dan is doubled over from laughing and you red in the face with anger and embarrassment.
"That bastard pranked me with the Pattinson mask." You say through gritted teeth. Dan has calmed down by now but his eyes were glossy with tears from laughing.
"But you should've seen her face, Phil!" Dan said as he tried to suppress a laugh. You smack him upside the head again.
"Ow! What the fuck was that for?" He says.
"That was for being a twat!" You say jokingly and walk back to your room.
You go to your room and shut the door. You lock the door for extra precaution. You change out of your pajamas and put on a pair of dark skinny jeans and a a Fall Out Boy tank top (or any band shirt) with a black and red plaid shirt over top. You go to the bathroom connected to your room and brush your hair. You put on some light makeup and put on the necklace that Dan gave to you for your birthday last year.
You walk out of your room and into the lounge. There are still a lot of boxes to be unpacked. Its mainly because you, Dan, and Phil procrastinate too much. You spot Dan and Phil on the couch. Dan is in his browsing position and Phil is on his phone.
"Any of you lazy asses wanna come to Nando's with me?" You ask.
"Can't," Phil replies first. "I have to edit a video."
"I'll come with you. Just let me get ready." Dan said closing his laptop and putting it to the side. You walk to the kitchen and decide to unpack some boxes while waiting for Dan. You sit on the floor and open one of the boxes. It had mostly silverware and kitchen utensils. You put them in a drawer and turn back to the box. You pull out a whisk and cringe. You quickly put it in the drawer as fast as you can and shudder. You grab the next box. But then,
"Raaaawwwwwwwrrrrr!" You hear someone shout. You quickly turnaround and see Dan with a wolf mask on and scream.
"God Dammit, Dan! I hate you." You yell whilst Dan is doubling over in laughter again. You smack him again and curse at him.
After you're done yelling at Dan for being a bitch, you both get your coats and head outside. You get a taxi and go to Nandos. You look out of the corner of your eye and see Dan looking at you. You blush a little and conjure a small smile. You look back over and see Dan smiling too.
***
At Nando's, you and Dan wait at the door for a waitress or waiter. A moment later, a perky redhead comes up to you. She had one green eye and one blue eye, which was super cool.
"How many?" she asked sweetly.
"Two." Dan responded.
"Okay," she said grabbing two menus. "Please follow me."
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D&P One-Shots
FanfictionWARNING! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS 11 AND THE ONLY REASON I STILL HAVE IT UP IS BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF READS AND VOTES SKSKSKK IT'S REALLY BAD AND LOWKEY OFFENSIVE SO YOU'VE BEEN WARNED