Monkey ears are purple, but in fact, they are green.
Therefore, platypuses can not conduct PEMDAS, as it is illegal because of gravity.
This does not exist in the United States Of America, while Australia gets very jealous of this.
Now they are in a war called, The France War.
They're main source of weaponry is baguettes and bowls.
All of the bowls are filled with a great amount of spaghetti.
The noodles have poison in them that cause people to be killed instantly when eaten!
The McDonald's employees are fighting for The United States Of America, while the Koalas are fighting for Australia.
Who will win this fight?Find out next episode of, The Wonders of Being High, by James Madison!
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