Dear Diary,
I sit in silence, awaiting their next attack. The suspension is killing me, I wonder if I will ever make it out of this alive. It would be better if I didn't, my life has just been so melancholy lately. I honestly don't want to confront my elderly dog about her recent pregnancy. I'm terrified that it's mine...Anyway that spaghetti I ate was great! Why was it green though? Ehhh whatever!
It's been two hours and I have begun to hallucinate. I keep seeing my dead mother eating a McDouble. I never should have created such an abomination! I'm sorry Mother Lucy, please forgive your traumatized child, I can't stand this. Even worse, she's wearing her old neon green flower print swimsuit.... I never liked that thing but didn't say anything because she was blind. Mother Lucy, I miss you. I shall go toward this light! Oh no! There is the McDouble. It is blocking my path towards the light! Maybe it's a sign that I should go somewhere else.
I shall now lie unconscious in misery, on the cold hard ground with my pregnant elderly dog. I hope I can live to see the next day, but if I don't, at least I will be with my dear Mother Lucy and her horrendous neon green flower print swimsuit.
He ended up dying- (The elderly pregnant dog) P.S, the baby is his.
How will the war end??
What will happen to the elderly pregnant dog??
Find out next time on, The Wonders Of Being High, By James Madison!
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