The war had finally settled down after the death of Ronald McDonald, and the McDonald's employees grieve for their lost boss. Meanwhile, in a local eucalyptus club, the koalas are celebrating his death. Melinda Courtney Sally Lord Voldemort had a little too much vodka. Her friends were very concerned because she was still pregnant.
Donald Trump heard about the loss of Ronald McDonald and he decided this whole war was shit. He asked the employees if he could lead them in war. They said no but he didn't take that for an answer because he's Trump. "Who is in charge of those damn Koalas?" He asked the employees. "Nicki Minaj I think." The racist orange knew what he had to do next.
"Melinda!!! You are pregnant, why the fuck are you drinking vodka?" Queen Minaj asked Melinda Courtney Sally Lord Voldemort. "Who cares about that shit load of a fetus. I'll probably miscarry anyway." Melinda responded. Nicki heard that Trump was now the leader of the Americans. She knew they had to meet.
Later on Trump and Minaj we're having a heated conversation on zoom (Covid-19 doesn't go away even when there's a war). Trump went on about how fast food employees don't deserve to fight in war and how monkeys can't do PEMDAS blah, blah, blah. He ended his boring ass speech saying that the war shouldn't end and he will send Koreans with blue hair to fight for him. Minaj said that they need to solve the gravity issue because she is sick of this bullshit. She said that she will send the emo kangaroos with pink tutus to fight for her.
The war is not over.
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