A/N - I'm baaack
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-On call-
Tony: Kid where the hell are you??
Peter: *talks really quickly* Well...a friend needed help so I'm helping them cause I thought you guys wouldn't need me...*he trails off*
Tony: *sighs* Well get here as soon as possible because Nat here is glaring daggers at me because *he says this rather loudly* SOMEBODY THINKS IT'S MY FAULT YOU AREN'T HERE *pause* *there's an "oh shit" and Peter heard what sounds like a knife wizzing by on the other end* Kid I'm going to have to call you back *with that he hangs up*.
Peter sighs for a minute but his mood lightens when he realizes they've made it to Wakanda. "Woww, so when can I come live here" he jokes "As soon as I finish signing the adoption forms" Shuri deadpans "You can't adopt me we're the same age" "Dude as much as I hate to say it, I'm a princess, I think I can let it slide" "Fair point" Peter chuckles.
~In Shuri's lab~
Despite Loki's glare for being helped Shuri walks him to a support room. Over her shoulder she quickly yells "If you break any of my stuff you're fixing it" and walked away.
Peter was in heaven. He's never been accessed to this much equipment and tech. There were things here he knew even Mr. Stark or Dr. Bruce would get jealous by. He was just about to pick up what looked like a encrypted glowing sword when his phone dinged.
*Feathered idiot has added you to a chat*
Mean green bean: Not this again
Feathered idiot: Peter my man where art thou?
Smol bean: Who is giving these names-
I love them
Mother spider: Peter answer the question
Smol bean: Do you want this figuratively or literally?
Mother spider: кого я убиваю...
Can of soup: I'm not sure what she said but just answer her before we all die
Or I'm going to have Friday track you
*cough* which I'm totally not doing right now
Smol bean: I'm helping a friend remember?
Can of soup: That's nice but, care to explain why you don't seem to exist ON THE FREAKIN EARTH MISTER?
Feathered idiot: LOL
Guy who likes cats: Why do I have a feeling Shuri has something to do with this...
Can of soup: ...
*Smol bean has made a private chat with Feathered idiot*
Feathered idiot: Ooh~ what's up
Smol bean: Please I can't tell them where I am..It's important
Feathered idiot: Dude what happened??
Smol bean: Please trust me on this one
Feathered idiot: Alright Peter I trust you're doing the right thing how can uncle Clint help?
~Back in the main group chat~
Mean green bean: WILL you all shut up for just one minute??
Can of soup: lol nope
*Mean green bean has muted the chat*
Can of soup: Ugh party pooper
*Can of soup added ??? + 2 others*
???- Where am I?
Tony what is this
??- Hell probably
Can of soup: Guys this is important
??- Says the guy called "can of soup" kudos to whoever named him
Mother spider: Thank you
*Mother spider has changed ?? to Rhode island*
Can of soup: Guys, Peter has fallen off the face of the earth, we have no way to track him
Rhode island: And whose fault is this
Can of soup: Why does everyone assume it's my fault
Rhode island: Because it usually is
Can of soup: Rhodey you're supposed to be on my side
????- Before civil war happens all over again I'd like to ask who saw him last?
Guy who likes cats: I'd like to add that my sister told me she was going out to help a friend and that she'd be a while
Can of soup: You could have said that sooner?
Wait do Peter and Shuri even know each other?
Guy who likes cats: I'm not sure
*Mother spider changed ?? to captain language*
Captain language: Why this...
Mother spider: Would you like "old man" instead?
????- Bahah name me next
Guy who likes cats: Wait allow me
Mother spider: Go ahead
????- Wait-
*Guy who likes cats changed ???? to guy who likes birds*
Guy who likes cats: Payback
Guy who likes birds: I see how it is
Mean green bean: You all will be the death of me
Can of soup: Brucie you came back
*Mean green bean has kicked can of soup from the chat*
Mean green bean: Does anyone know what is actually going on??
*Feathered idiot and Smol bean have returned to the chat*
Mother spider: And where were you two??
Feathered idiot: Plotting your death
Guy who likes birds: Plot mine!
*Smol bean has added can of soup into the chat*
Can of soup: FUCKING THANK YOU
Captain language: TONY NO
Guy who likes birds: WHY DID YOU ADD HIM BACK
Smol bean: Guys listen to me (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
Can of soup: ...
Captain language: ...
Guy who likes birds: ..
Feathered idiot: Peter has used an emoji it was very effective
Mean green bean: *sigh* You are all idiots
Feathered idiot: I can hear that sigh through the screen.
Smol bean: Anyways, first of all stop worrying about me, I'm fine ok, I can take care of myself
And second give me a couple hours and I swear I'll be back before you know it
Mother spider: Ha! Asking Tony to stop worrying about you is like asking a selfish kid to share
Can of soup: Hey! .. but she's right, you got 2 hours kid
Smol bean: Deal
Feathered idiot: If anyone cares I got this under control
Can of soup: I don't feel any more reassured
Feathered idiot: Wow I can really feel the trust here
Guy who likes birds: Ha mood
*chat has been disconnected*
~End~
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Marvel // Wrong Number
Fanfiction- hiatus sorry! - Peter accidentally texts a wrong number, perhaps more than once. Includes Avengers group chats in the mix of a crazy long adventure between the interesting friendship of a nerd a meme queen and a snek. - Characters are not owned...
