?????- HELLO I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
Captain language: Shuri is that you?
*????? changed their name to DivaQueen*
Can of soup: Hey who gave you admin control
DivaQueen: Peter
By any chance does anyone know where he is I've seemed to have misplaced him
Can of soup: he said he had homework and went home but we haven't heard from him in a while
DivaQueen: Psh he doesn't have hw
I MEAN YES
Can of soup: WHAT
Mean green bean: @guywholikescats come get your sister
DivaQueen: WAIT MY BROTHER IS HERE
Guy who likes cats: SHURI WHERE ARE YOU, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET ME IN YOUR LAB
DivaQueen: hold on I'm just taking Tom for a quick flight
Mean green bean: Who's Tom?
Guy who likes cats: You put the SNAKE in a AIRCRAFT???
DivaQueen: HE NEEDS FRESH AIR
Guy who likes cats: 10,000 FEET IN THE AIR??
Mother spider: Are you texting and flying??
Guy who likes cats: SHURI I SWEAR-
*DivaQueen has removed Guy who likes cats*
Feathered idiot: Ah yes, family difficulties that aren't mine
Mother spider: Shut up you
DivaQueen: Psh I got this
Feathered idiot: Famous last words
Mean green bean: What is happening
*in the aircraft*
Loki reached over Shuri's shoulder and grabbed the phone
"Oi give it back"
"Hold on a minute"
Loki had an idea
He started typing...
Shuri turned around "bruh where in the world did you get a phone"
"I borrowed it"
"That's-"
"I never said anything about giving it back"
"Fair enough, now give me back MY phone"
*back in the chat*
*DivaQueen has added ???𝖟??*
Feathered idiot: There is an imposter among us
???𝖟??: Hello
Mama spider: Who are you
???𝖟??: *insert Lebron James vine*
Guy who likes birds: lmao there's more of them
Can of soup: Where are these kids coming from
???𝖟??: your basement
Mean green bean: Shuri you can't just add anyone to the chat
DivaQueen: They're not just anyoneee
???𝖟??: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me
Feathered idiot: You are my new favorite person
???𝖟??: That's ironic
Feathered idiot: I now have this feeling of foreshadowing
Can of soup: I'm assuming you know Peter so do you know where he is
???𝖟??: Aren't you like his dad or something
Tsk tsk tsk imagine not knowing where your kid is ~ adults these days
Can of soup: Don't make me track you down kid
???𝖟??: Is that a threat? Old man
Mama spider: Give me a word that describes you
for a nickname
???𝖟??: alive
DivaQueen: pfff couldn't be me
Captain language: but... you are alive?
Guy who likes birds: Gen z humor don't ask
Captain language: What is a Gen z?
Can of soup: Definitely not you
Mama spider: Alive- hmm yeah I can work with that
Mean green bean: So tell us something about yourself
You got any hobbies?
*Mama spider has changed ???𝖟?? to Not dead*
Not dead: Hmm I love pranks
Guy who likes birds: Respect gained
Can of soup: I'm down to prank someone
Not dead: I also enjoy reading very much
Can of soup: oh borrrring you sound like Bruce
Mean green bean: I will take that as a compliment
Anyways you've gained my respect just because I'm glad the next generation still reads ACTUAL books
DivaQueen: Lol nobody reads actually books
Except this weirdo
c̶o̶m̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ p̶a̶t̶c̶h̶e̶d̶ b̶y̶ f̶o̶u̶r̶t̶h̶w̶a̶l̶l̶r̶e̶b̶u̶i̶l̶d̶e̶r̶
Not dead: Ouch
Mama spider: Guys we got to go I just got an emergency meeting call from Fury
Mean green bean: Be right there
Not dead: Ooh confidential secrets
Can of soup: No nope, none of that, thank you goodbye
DivaQueen: Don't worry I'll get the info
Can of soup: SHURI don't you dare
Not dead: No nope, none of that, thanks, goodbye
Pfft loser
Can of soup: SHURI!!
*DivaQueen left the chat*
*Mean green bean added guy who likes cats back into the chat*
Guy who likes cats: What did I miss?
*DivaQueen joined the chat*
DivaQueen: 🎶Virginia, my sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss~🎶
*DivaQueen left the chat*
Guy who likes cats: Wakanda nonsense is this
Smirking, Shuri put her phone down
While laughing hysterically Loki asked "can you really see what they're meeting about?"
"Eh might take some time but you think it could help or do you just want to mess with them?"
"I'm curious if it has anything to do with Peter, if not maybe gives us some clues..I genuinely think he's in trouble"
"Righto, but in the mean time there's some people I want to find, I think they can help us"
"I'm not a big fan of people" Loki grimaced
"Well I'm gonna park right on the roof"
"You're going to park on the roof in the middle of NYC?"
"Bro the fighter has cloaking"
"Ah- alright"
"Psh and I mean if you don't wanna deal with humans you can be a snek if you want...Tom, ha! That's your official alter ego."
"Oh joy..."
~End~
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Marvel // Wrong Number
Fanfiction- hiatus sorry! - Peter accidentally texts a wrong number, perhaps more than once. Includes Avengers group chats in the mix of a crazy long adventure between the interesting friendship of a nerd a meme queen and a snek. - Characters are not owned...
