Marvel // Wrong Number

Chapter 11: Avengers: the musical

A/N: Tis short but tis wholesome

Can of soup: Has anyone heard from Peter in a while? He usually spams the chat with memes when he gets home

Feathered idiot: He's probably fineee

Can of soup: I don't trust anyone that adds extra letters to the end of a word

Feathered idiot: wth man

Mean green bean: Why is it that every other minute there's an argument happening (mostly started by you Tony)

Can of soup: Woah woah, those aren't arguments
I'm just always right

Feathered idiot: Don't you have a tracker on his phone or whatever ... weirdo

Can of soup: Keep insulting me and I'll put a tacker on you too

Feathered idiot: Bet, you'll never be able to catch me though

Guy who likes birds: *eats popcorn* I'd like to see this

Mother spider: Pass the popcorn please

Can of soup: ugh now you guys are here BUT when I try to talk to y'all everyone seems to disappear

Mother spider: I wonder why

*back in Wakanda airspace*

-Through coms- 'bzzt'
"Talon 13 this is base control 4 may I ask why you are trying to leave the docking point, I don't have your authorization code".

"This isn't going to work" muttered Loki

"Shhh, I got this. Also turn into a snek again"

"Ok but I still don't-"

Shuri glared at him and he shut up

'Bzzt'
"Hello base control 4, this is princess Shuri, I do not have an authorized code but I do have a registered license for this craft".

There was a static pause

'Bzzt'
"Princess Shuri. You have permission to proceed, we just ask that we do a quick life form scan on your ship, this is a mandatory procedure."

She inhaled her breath "yes of course, go ahead".

This time there was a really long pause and the ideas of being found out increased

Finally

'Bzzt'
"Thank you, We have collected the data on your card. You....
and the snake have a good day.

A few minutes after "I can't believe that worked".

-back in the chat-

Can of soup: Ooh what is we sang a song

Mother spider: We've been in lockdown for what.. two hours and you want to sing a song??

Can of soup: Don't tell me you're against my singing abilities

Feathered idiot: oh oh! I like musicals
Except for Cats
That scares me

Captain language: Cats?

Guy who likes birds: You know those small fuzzy things that are a void of questionable obedience

Captain language: Although I have not heard that description I do in fact know what a cat is

Feathered idiot: Its literally a bunch of cats with human faces that sing at you

Captain language: Thank you, I am utterly terrified

Guy who likes birds: I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not

Mother spider: I don't think he knows what that means^

Can of soup: I'm going to start singing whether you like it or not

Mean green bean: Please don't

Can of soup: ~YOU ARE MY FIRE~

Rhode Island: What did I just enter too

Feathered idiot: ~THE ONE DESIREEE~

Guy who likes birds: Please stop

Can of soup: ~BELIEVE WHEN I SAY I WAAANT IT THAT WAYY~

Mother spider: I can literally hear Tony and Clint is singing into an arrow they're using voice message and I want to die

Mean green bean: We should move to another country at this point

*both of them at the same time* ~TELL ME WHY-
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE!~

Mother spider: I don't think I'm allowed in another county at this point

*continued* ~TELL ME WHY-
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE!~

Mean green bean: Stun gun?

Can of Soup: ~TELL ME WHY~

Mother spider: Yes

Feathered idiot: ~I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SA~

There were two small *bzzzts* then *thunk* Bruce aiming for Tony and a few floors above Nat at Clint

Guys who likes birds: THANK YOU

Mean green bean: They're gonna hate us when they wake up

Mother spider: Who cares we finally have some peace and quiet for once

*incoming voice message from unknown number recently added to chat*

Mother spider: What..

?????- I WAAANT IT THAAT WAAY!!

Mean green bean: Oh my god

Natasha proceeds to throw her phone

~End~