Danny and I decided to crash the wedding.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace" said the priest.
Me and Danny popped out of the 7 layered cake that thanos was wearing on his left pinky toe.
"WE OBJECT"
"HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO HOT" said the priest to me.
"I know"
Shrek tryed to kiss me but Danny divito got in the way.
"Sorry y/N I only wanted shrek I never wanted to help you" he said to me. I cryed but then we all had sex and got married now we run a cafe on the moon, we get no customers, and have 69 children all living in our basement
THE END

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