Reader x Shrek x Thanos x Danny Divito x Random Priest

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Y/N/POV
I was going to get tacos at a fair when i spotted a very attractive young man eating fries of off the ground.
"Damn he's hot" i mumbled to myself while we made eye contact. He stood up and walked over to me. The way he walked was just so delicious. He grabbed my taco out of my hand and ate it whole.
"Hi, I'm y/n"
"Meow" he replied. Omg so hot.
I ran away because why not. I stopped when I exited the fair. I could here loud groans from behind me. I turned around only to find the attractive man on all fours barking at me.
"I didn't know you could get any hotter" I said seductively. He stood up and pinned me against a wall.
"I'm shrek, and your my wittle discord kitten now" He whispered in my ear. He placed his soft lips against mine. It was magical. The kiss became increasingly more passionate by the second. He pulled away and we both caught our breath. Shrek grabbed my waist and hoisted me in the air, placed me over his shoulder and walked away. I blacked out due to the smell of his ass.