Requested by thelibrarypenguin i hope you enjoy!! also pls don't be offended by me calling these "weird", i do quite a few of these things as well lmao :))
Dream
Singing minecraft parody songs
You walked in on him singing to the mirror once and have never let go of it
He just finds it so fun
George
Talking like he's in a youtube video...during normal activities
You always get so confused when he starts rating the food you just made as if there's a camera
He always rates it a 10/10
Sapnap
Puts the cereal box in the fridge
No matter how many times you ask him not to, he always gets the cereal and milk mixed up
You just have to make sure the milk doesn't go bad
Bad
Eats the strangest food combinations
You don't even want to talk about it
It's horrifying and you refuse to eat anything he makes
Jschlatt
Eating ramen noodles raw
He insists it's better that way
You refuse to believe it, but he still eats it like that anyway
Quackity
Acting out scenes he sees in shows with you
You find it funny and he always takes the dramatic roles
You can't even count the number of times he's roped you into some tragic death scene
Karl
Biting you
You'll literally be cuddling and he'll randomly bite your shoulder or something
Very random, but you're not scared to retaliate
Wilbur
Talks in detail about hypothetical escape plans
He has one for everything-if there's a fire, a flood, a tsunami, an earthquake, if he gets kidnapped, if you get kidnapped, etc
At least you know he'll be prepared if something does happen
Niki
Apologising to furniture
She says sorry whenever she collides into something...for about ten minutes
You always end up walking in on her apology and feeling a little awkward
Minx
Acting as if anything that annoys her is alive
Is the computer not working? She's yelling at it like it can understand her
You've listened to her rant at a table before, and somehow manage to not laugh
Fundy
Hitting you with random things
Gently, of course, but it's still shocking when you get tapped with something like a mop, for example
It usually ends up in a "sword fight" and he lets you win
Techno
Inventing backstories for people
The English major in him just likes to create stories about people he sees
He has a whole connected universe and keeps you updated
Eret
Feeding you random food
It's usually a recipe they've tried out, but they won't even ask before shoving it into your mouth
The food's good...you just wish they'd give it to you nicely (they're lucky they have pretty privilege)
Punz
Ignoring all the food in the house to steal yours
You cannot eat anything without him taking at least half of it
And he's so sneaky with it that you never realise
(A/N-thank you for reading, ily all <33 i hope you enjoyed!!)
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