(Clark considered what to do carefully, he wasn't ready to reveal his secret to Lois or Lex but he knew he was their best chance against these supernatural pirates)
Salazar: "Hi Jack Spallow." (Inhales then voice cracks) "Jack the Spallow."
Jack: "Mate if you'd just wait your turn, you're interrupting a very important mutiny."
Will: "We've no time for this. I'm taking Elizabeth home to Port Royal at once. She's got nothing to do with this nonsense."
Elizabeth: "Will! I won't just abandon the crew! I'm staying."
Jack: "She's staying." (He said with a delightful, cheerful grin)
(Elizabeth caught Jack's eye)
Jack: "I mean..She's staying?"
Barbossa: "Capitan Salazar I'll gladly offer ya Jack Sparra in exchange for this young whelp."
(He gestured to Will)
Salazar: "Pah. No deal, pirate. The Spallow dies first. Then the rest of you."
Lex: "Clark we've gotta do something."
Clark: "I agree but your mutiny idea wasn't a smart one. What were you thinking?"
Lex: "I was trying to help us find a way home. But that's not our pressing concern at the moment. I'll rush the captain with the hat if you take the ghost captain. Got it?"
(Clark nodded)
Lex: "Okay. 1..2...3!"
(Lex tackled Barbossa as Clark sped straight through Salazar)
Clark: "Oooohhh powa!"
Lois: "Uh..Smallville?"
Jack: "Something's gone wrong."
(Salazar had taken over Clark's body)
Clarkazar: "Ola Spallow. I hate the Spallow. Die Spallow."
Jack: "...parley?"
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Pirates/Smallville
FanficClark Kent is sent to the Pirates of the Caribbean universe to ensure Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann end up together but various villains and a few of Clark's closest allies and enemies threaten to complicate things.
