Pirates/Smallville

Clark, Jack And Elizabeth

(A few minutes later...)

Elizabeth: "So that's it then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days..lying on a beach drinking rum?"

Jack: "...welcome to the Caribbean, love." 

(He hands her a bottle and scurries away)

(Suddenly an explosion on the beach caused sand to fly everywhere)

Jack: "Ahh! Stop blowing holes in my beach!"

(Clark emerged from the sand)

(Jack looked around confused as Elizabeth joined him)

Jack: "Hector blast you out of a cannon, mate?"

Clark: "Uh..no I..just swam here."

Elizabeth: "Are you all right?"

(She helped him stand)

Clark: "I'm okay. Thank you."

Elizabeth: "Oh good. I'd offer you water but I'm afraid beverage options are rather limited around here."

(She said as she shot Jack a glare)

Jack: "Wot?"

Clark: "That's okay. I'll be fine."

Elizabeth: "So what is this red and blue jacket and shirt you've got? Is it the latest fashion in London?"

Clark: "Uh.."

Elizabeth: "Have you heard that the women there have learned not to breathe?"

Jack: "Now now Lizzie give the lad some space. He can't even catch his breath without you all.." (Strange hand gestures) "...in his face. What would dear William think?"

(Elizabeth scoffed annoyed)

Clark: "Who's William?"

Jack: "That would be her dearly beloved. Poor whelp just got himself captured by a band of immortal pirates who plan to cut him open and spill his blood into a chest of gold medallions."

Clark: "...really?"

Elizabeth: "I know how it sounds but it's true. We must save him but we're stranded. If only there were some way to signal a ship...oh! I've got it. If we burned all the rum.."

(Jack's face looked instantly horrified)

Clark: "Actually I've got another way to get us off this island."

(Jack gave Clark a big hug)

Jack: "Mate, you're my hero."