sorry not sorry

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y/n:
you guys i just had the weirdest dream of my life..
i was hospitalized

bank account:
NOOOO
Y/N

arsonist:
Diluuuc!
Your crush is in the hospital!

[kaeya slander has entered the chat.]

kaeya slander:
Klee, Y/N is not my love interest.
Unless..
Well, all jokes aside, you were hospitalized in your dreams.
did you die?

[Y/N has entered the chat.]

y/n:
yea it was pretty weird ig
but im glad to be here with you guys
and i died
guess whos back in the house

brokeashell:
stop making rupaul references when you're talking about your nightmare.

looking for a brother:
ZHONGLI HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO RUPAUL IS
AND WHY ARE YOU MAKING JOKES WHEN YOU JUST DIED IN YOUR DREAMS

y/n:
sus

cocogoat:
i say we vote him out
😔

[brokeashell has left the chat.]

bridge:
okay but zhongli
drag race fan????

kaeya slander:
drag race fan or not
klee, does you are twrrorism
wai my auto corkenxtion broeke

arsonist:
....

y/n:
sheeeesh
diluc cmon
i'd catch a bullet for you

[kaeya slander has left the chat.]

looking for a sister:
and i would hug you

y/n:
goodmorning
😃

[sanic has entered the chat.]

sanic:
did you change our usernames again
i'm xiao btw

y/n:
yea h

sanic:
bet.
you're blocked

y/n:
NOOOOOO
XIAO CMON
DONT DO THAT

paperwaste:

guys what is a "Among Us!"

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guys what is a "Among Us!"

(LMAO I ACTUALLY MADE THAT SS)

y/n:
ningguang why are you asking when you have installed it before..

looking for a brother:
KIZNAIVER PFP
ningguang watches anime??

paperwaste:
suddenly, i no longer have a physical form

[paperwaste has left the chat.]

bank account:
hope your phone charges faster!
And that your pillow is warm on both sides.

y/n:
oop
wait how can zhongli afford a phone

[brokeashell has entered the chat.]

brokeashell:
Childe pays for it

[Changed bridge's contact name to ice ice baby]

ice ice baby:
oh come on
from all nicknames you did me like this

paperwaste:
have to agree with kaeya, you did him dirty

looking for a brother:
dirtily good
BAHAHAHAHHAHA
ok but y/n we here for you
dont dream about that shi ever again🙄🙄

y/n:
yes yes
i wont
depends on the reader
hehe

bank account:
STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL Y/N
WE GET IT

brokeashell:
So,
don't copyright me, but if the Pokémon series don't have the animals we have, what do they eat then? (Animals.)

kitty girl simp:
STOP

(edit: i fucked up actually; i was heavily concerned about the fact that i didn't upload in a long time, so i rushed it. Will be edited later on)

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