Fiona's POV:
Dear Diary,
I woke up after taking a nap with Vanessa.
Only, she wasn't next to me.
I walked out to the hallway, and saw Vanessa peering into Fergus's room.
Fergus and Vanessas son were kissing and giggling.
"Uh... The mere sight of our kids making out was disgusting."
I was disturbed, and Vanessa... well, she just stood there in SHOCK.
She was VERY disturbed.
Vanessa obviously thought it was my fault for bringing up my kid that way!
"Vanessa??" I asked. "Why... aren't you saying anything...?"
Vanessa looked at me as if we didn't just FUCK 2 hours ago.
"Fucking whore." She SHOUTED at my face before LEAVING with her son.
How can she be so sexy and annoying at the same time
GREAT.. I've lost my "HUSBAND" and lost my Lesbian vergintiy to- Vanessa.
The rest of the day consisted of making dinner, Shrek ABUSING me and also STALKING Barry.
I found out from the doctors that Shrek had ripped his but hole.
I HOPE I WON'T HAVE TO WASTE ANY OF MY MONEY ON THAT MOTHERFUCKERS MEDICAL BILLS!
If you want to be gay, fine...
BUT DON'T GO AROUND RIPPING YOUR FUCKING ASS UP!
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Shrek x Barry B benson
FanfictionThis is a tear jerking love story where Shrek is the submissive one fighting for power in his toxic relationship with the big, strong and handsome bumble bee, Barry B. Benson. Follow their tragic tale as they make friends and loose find as they tra...