A judge tells the defendant,"You're charged with attacking your boss with a hammer."
"You jerk!"yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
"You're also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,"says the judge.
"Jerrrrrk!"bellows the same man.
"Sir,"says the judge,"One more outburst and I'll charge you with contempt."
"I'm sorry,Your Honour,"says the man."But I've been this jerk's neighbor for ten years,and every time I asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn't have one."
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The Joke Book
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