one day a boy named izuku just appears in the LOV base, he seems not to care about anything and is not even worried about what will happen to him. he knows everyone he meets already but where did he come from?
"BYE BYE TOSHI, DADZAWA, STICK MIGHT, 18+ GIRL AND ALL YALL!" izuku was slumped over dabis shoulder as the villains ran back through the portal and back home.
Shinsou and aizawa normally waved him goodbye as izuku was last seen sticking the middle finger at endewhore.
They came in to see hawks laying on the bar crying.
"Whats up with you-" izuku asked.
" i don't have enough money for my chicken nuggets!" He wined.
"Fucking cannibal" dabi muttered as he carried izuku to his room with shigaraki.
"And where are you guys going?" Twice asked.
"We missed izuku and wanted to do some...'things'. Don't come here and bother us for 2 hours bye" Shigaraki said closing the door shut and locking it.
"Oh they are so going to fuck-" toga said smugly.
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3 hours later :>
"OI GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE, ITS MOVIE TIME!" toga yelled as they heard a thud in the room.
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"BITCH I SAID SLOW DOWN, ARE U EVEN HUMAN???" Izuku said as shigaraki come out of the room with them.
"HAH I NEW IT! HAWKS YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS!" toga said with a crazy smile.
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After that chaos..
"Why are Disney songs so dirty?" Twice said.
"YeH!" Toga said.
"What do you guys mean? I like Disney, especially Aladdin!" Izuku said raising a brow.
"And I didn't want to ruin the only innocence you have left but, oh no."- dabi
"Wait why?"-izuku
"WHY IS DISNEY DIRTY!" -izuku
"Izu, what is your favorite song in Aladdin?"- Shigaraki
"A whole new world"- izuku
"Oh God no.."- twice
"What?"- izuku
"That whole song is about sex-"- dabi
"How?"- izuku
"...🎶I'm like a shooting star🎶"- twice
"🎶I've come so far🎶"- dabi
"BAHAHHAHS I SEE IT!"- toga
"But isn't it about Aladdin and jasmine on the magic carpet?!"- izuku
"The magic carpet..."- dabi
"🎶unbelievable sights~🎶"- toga
"🎶undescribable feelings!🎶"- shigaraki
"Sex-"- dabi
"🎶DONT YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES🎶"- toga
"🎶HOLD YOUR BREATH IT GETS BETTER!🎶"- twice
"Oh God- I get it now..."- izuku
"You get it cuz we just did it not to long ago" Shigaraki said smirking as dabi grinned.
Both getting a smack on the back of the head.
"Okay but thats only Aladdin?"- izuku
"🎶darling its better🎶"- dabi
"🎶down where its wetter🎶"- twice
"🎶take it from me🎶"- Kurogiri
"Now you put it that way :>"-izuku
"How about the night before Christmas!"-izuku
"🎶I've never felt so good before This empty place inside of me if filling up i simply can not get enough!🎶"- dabi
"This is a nightmare!"- izuku
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"Look at that face and TeLl mE that song is not about LiOn sEx!"- shigaraki
"Okay I get it- I'm also never watching Disney again!"- izuku
