"Dabi"
"Shiggy"
"Dabi"
"Shiggy"
"DABI"
"SHIGGY"
"Omfg its fucking 3am what do you want!" Shigaraki said.
"Uh well.
Are you homophobic?"
"I-"
'Okay bae, I want you to take a minute to think of what you just said" dabi said.
"....oh"
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"Dabi, shiggy"
"Dabi, shiggy"
"Dabi, shiggy"
"Daddy, master"
"What-" dabi and shigaraki said.
"Not this shit again" Shigaraki said groaning.
"HaVr you watched high rise invasion!!??" Izuku said.
"YES BITCH!" dabi said.
"The ending i wanna know what happened! Why the season end like dat!" Izuky cried.
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"Izu"
"Izu"
"Izu"
"IZU"
"Now your calling me at 3am >;)"
"Stfu, anygay!" Shigaraki said.
"I drank too much coffee so I might as well stay up" he said hyperly.
"Mf, this is why you get no coffee, too much coffee is a sip for you!" Dabi said sitting up.
"Put a shirt on before we get horney" izuku said looking at dabi.
"Ugh, fine"
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"Dabi"
"Dabi"
"Dabi"
"What?"
" i was doing some midnight pranking at i saw ur dad with a dildo"
"...WTF"
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"MY FUCK BOYS HELP!"- izuku
"When the fuck did you leave the room?"- Shigaraki
"A hour ago!"- izuku
"What happened?"- dabi
" mama is screaming at me!!!!!" - izuku
"Why?"- Shigaraki
"Because I'm DRUNK"- izuku
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"Who the fuck created language"- shigaraki
" how are we supposed to know that?"-dabi
"If Adam and eve are both white then how did black and other races exist?" - Shigaraki
(Dont take that as hate, i am actually brown so sorry if it offended u)
"Who said they were white?"- izuku
"Holy shit your right"- dabi/Shigaraki
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"How did the person who invented calenders know what day it was?"- Shigaraki
"This is what happens when u drink coffee"- izuku
"Where are you even getting these questions?!"- dabi.
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" is cereal a soup?"- Shigaraki
" why the hell would you think it was?"- izuku
"...."- dabi
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"Is a hotdog a sandwich?"- Shigaraki
"Idk-"- dabi
"I mean u can say it is, but I don't know"- izuku
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(Running out of ideas here :>)
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"If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?"- Shigaraki
"A monkey"- dabi
"Why a monkey?"- izuku
"They are like a hairy and less smart version of humans"- dabi
"Oh so they are already rude bitches"- izuku
"Yeah, they are innocent at first then it is grow up time"- dabi
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"Babes"- izuku
"Babes"
"Babes"
"What?"- Shigaraki/dabi
"Why are horror movies more funny than comedy movies?"- izuku
"Because people dying because of stupidity is the best comedy"- Shigaraki
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Thats it for this chaotic chapter! Have By ideas you want me to to please share!
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The boy from nowhere
Fanfictionone day a boy named izuku just appears in the LOV base, he seems not to care about anything and is not even worried about what will happen to him. he knows everyone he meets already but where did he come from?
