"Can you like.. not hold me upside down by one leg?" - Izuku
"Why are you even holding him like that yagi?" - recovery girl
"Yeah put him down bitch might!"- shinsou
"Why are you all ganging on me! He's the one that tried to stab me!"- allmight
"I have no idea what u are talking about :>"- izuku
"See he is innocent, put him the fuck down"- todoroki.
"Young todoroki-"- Allmight
"Just kick him izu"- Shigaraki
"Oh yeah!"- izuku
Izuku kicked allmight in his big ass nose making him yelp.
"You sound like a dog"- dabi
"Just put him down and he will stop kicking you"- aizawa
"OK fine..."- allmight.
He dropped izuku with a thud as izuku strange back up immediately.
"NO more stabbing people with knifes"- allmight said.
Izuku just smirked at him and pulled out Scissors.
"This isn't a knife" he said innocently.
"Oh boy you better run"- recovery girl.
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"Im the B in LGBTQ!"- izuku
"And what's that?"- dabi
"BrOkEn!"-izuku
"Then I'm the L in LGBTQ....lonely"- todoroki
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"You have 3 seconds to tell me why you just woke me up!"- izuku
"Because it's morning and you should be awake!"- Bakugou
"Huh! I didn't know you wanted to die today!"- izuku
"Deku you can't kill me."- bakugou
"Too bad I've already decided how!"- izuku
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"I like Eminem"- shinsou
"I prefer skittles"- todoroki
"No I meant the rapper-"- shinsou
"WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER"- todoroki
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"Alright young heros! Today we will be going over the fire drill, if a fire happens what will you do?"- allmight
"Run out and if your in my way I'm pushing you"- shinou
"Jump out the closest window"- todoroki
"What no we will remain calm"- allmight.
"Remain calm while the fire eats us? Yeah no"- izuku.
"How about I yell"-denki
"No if you yell I can't take attendance"- allmight
"Pfft take attendance, while the fire gobbles us whole!"- todoroki
" Why don't we just hide under the desks"- allmight
"What are we doing playing hide and seek with the fire?"- izuku
"What about if the fire comes to us what you going to tell it?"-todoroki
"Heh he's going to tell it to stop, drop, and roll"- shinsou
"How bout we tie you up to a chair and leave you here to get eaten by the fire, HOW BOUT THAT"- izuku
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"Your stupid"- izuku
"Well your dumb"- ururaka
" huh."- izuku
" Well I don't like your hair!"- izuku
"Oh my God he went there😭"- ururaka
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"What. Your not coming to my tea party?"- todoroki
"SHINSOU I MADE BISCUITS"- todoroki
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"Dad have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?"- shinsou
"17 again?"- Aizawa
"Yeah"- shinsou
"Im pretty sure it fell in the hole"- aizawa
"What hole-? OH MY GOD"- shinsou
*dramatic music*
"What is that"- shinsou
"Its a hole"- aizawa
"Well yeah I can see that but ehat is it doing here?"- shinsou
"Well I woke up this morning..*sips coffee* then there was a hole "- aizawa
"Well what you gonna do about it?"- shinsou
"Well I tried putting a rug over it"- aizawa
*dramatic music"
"Yeah it fell in the whole"- aizawa
"Should we call the police or something?"- shinsou
"Oh yeah I called the police"- aizawa
"Well where are they?"- shinsou
"There in the hole."- aizawa
*Dramatic music*
"...where is papa?"- shinsou
"..."- aizawa
"Dad. Where is papa!?"- shinsou
"Hes at work"- aizawa
" Oh, where's he work?"- shinsou
"In the hole"- aizawa
*dramatic music*
"GOD, how deep even is this!"- shinsou
*shinsou snatches his mug and drops it in hole*
"That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole"- aizawa
*dramatic music*
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The boy from nowhere
Fanfictionone day a boy named izuku just appears in the LOV base, he seems not to care about anything and is not even worried about what will happen to him. he knows everyone he meets already but where did he come from?
