WE'RE LANDING IN ICELAND THIS CHAPTER AYYYYYY
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~ELOVADO AND EYEPATCH MAN~
"Princess!! Look outside! We're here! OMG look at all the grass!"
"...Kaeya did you just say 'omg' out loud-"
The guitarist gave him a glance and rolled his eyes (eye).
"whatevs"
"Kaeya please stop I'm getting scared...what if Klee ends up like this in her teens.."
That was the comment that made the other finally stop. He couldn't let his precious child turn out like him.
"...Um...Kaeya...She's not your child..."
Oh. So apparently that was out loud.
Nonetheless, the (probably high) man answered.
"I know...but since we all live in the same house, that kinda makes me and you her parents, right? Of course you are her brother but brother, parent, it's all the same."
Albedo looked at the other while he spoke.
"But how about Sucrose?"
"Well Sucrose is never really around Klee tom much, y'know? And even if she were she seems like the 'nice aunt' type of gal"
The chalk man just nodded at that.
(A/N I FORGOT TO INCLUDE AETHER AND SUCROSE IN THE PLANE SEATINGS SO THEYRE SITTING IN A 2 SEAT IN THE BACK OF THE PLANE AND DILUC IS SITTING IN A 4 SEATER WITH THE KIDS)
~in the gc~
Sucrose: im so sorry in advance
Sucrose: this one if for the boys with the boomin system
Aether: top down AC with the coolin system!
Diluc: thats where im going to stop you.
Jean: Guys, get off your phones we're going to land soon
Amber: FINALLYYYYYYY
Razor: yayeyaysy
Bennet: he says yay
Kaeya: how tf did u unterstand that-
Lumine: understand*
Kaeya: OMFG SHUT UPD VDSNJFDBGK
Lisa: up*
Kaeya:
Kaeya: Alexa play despacito
Venti: CHALK BOY COME GET YO MANSSSS
Albedo: he's not my man.
Xiangling: mhmmmm..sure
Albedo: do I know you?
Xiangling: rude.
Xinyan: rude.
Albedo: alrighty then
Qiqi: Cocomilk. Qiqi wants cocomilk. Quick. Xiao. Go get cocomilk
Klee: Klee wants cocomilk too!
Diona: Me too
Kaeya: Cocomilk? Whats that girls?
Qiqi: Cocomilk comes from the cocogoat.
Kaeya: Coco...what?
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genshin chatfic; roadtrip
Fanfictionyeah so a genshin roadtrip au with loads of crack...this should be fun- modern day au ships include: xiao x venti amber x lumine kaeya x albedo noelle x barbara xiangling x xinyan lisa x jean beidou x ningguang chongyun x xingqiu childe x zhongli b...
