SkepHalo Collection Book

when we get home [S]

| i've had this concept for months sooo in celebration of 50 chapters..

Warnings: public groping, slightly ooc Bad
Type: Smut

Top: Bad
Bottom: Skeppy

Enjoy!! |

It was such a mundane thing. It was too mundane, actually.

They were simply grocery shopping. That was it. Nothing more nothing less.

Skeppy had stopped to look at a shelf full of different kinds of hot sauce, asking Bad which ones he'd like if any.

Bad was standing next to him at first, hand skimming over a row and talking about how not all "mild" hot sauces are the same despite being called mild.

Then he took a step forward to point to something on a higher shelf, and that was when Skeppy felt a hand on his ass.

His breath hitched but Bad didn't notice, or pretended not to. Bastard.

The hand squeezed and kneaded the flesh under it and Skeppy groaned before clearing his throat.

"Oh this one says-" Skeppy tuned out whatever Bad said after that because as soon as Bad stepped to the right his hand slid lower and his fingers cupped Skeppy's clothed balls and his thumb pressed right above where his hole was.

Skeppy tried to keep his breathing steady, just in case someone happened to walk by while Bad was groping him in public. Fuck, that thought alone should not have made his cock twitch.

"But I think we should get this one." Bad's hand slid up and on Skeppy's hip just so he could move behind Skeppy and press his hips into Skeppy's ass.

He knew Bad was spewing bullshit just so he had an excuse to feel him up. Skeppy shivered and pressed back.

"Unless you want this one?" Bad pointed to a bottle and rolled his hips. He had leaned down and asked the question right in Skeppy's ear. Goosebumps rose on his skin and he whimpered.

Suddenly Bad stepped away and Skeppy was left dazed, then he understood why.

"Excuse me." A polite lady smiled and motioned for him to step aside.

"Oh sorry!" He smiled back and walked off to join Bad.

When he caught up with hik at the end of the aisle he gave Bad a glare. And if looks could kill Bad would be unidentifiable.

"Change your mind?" Bad asked like he had no idea of what he'd just done.

"Bad-" Skeppy looked around finding no one within earshot before he whispered "I swear to God if you don't fuck me stupid when we get home I'm actually going to make your server unplayable."

"Skeppy! Language! Goodness at least wait till we're out of the store." Bad stared Skeppy down. Skeppy could tell he wasn't affected because the usual red didn't dye his cheeks from Skeppy's crude words.

Bad leaned in, his voice barely above a whisper. "When we get home." And that was a Badboyhalo promise.

As they continued shopping Skeppy was hyperaware of Bad's movements. They picked up milk, eggs, dog food, and muffin mix at Bad's request. Gluten free of course.