This isn't what I signed up for~ (Eddie the head x Jesus Christ)

Trial and Time

Eddie looked out if the 'window' which was made of clouds. Damn it he thought, he got caught, even though that wasn't his plan, and he's now in the judgement hall. He looked around to the other prisoners, chained and dismal. He looked around, seeing the golden pillars and arches and the stained glass floor. He recognized some people, like Lil Nas X whom was in stripper gear and David Bowie in full makeup and costume. He didn't really liked them, a bit too flashy, but respected them to some degree.
"EDWARD T. H!"
He heard his name shout out by "Sky daddy" or God.
He grumbled and stood up, being led into the formal looking court. He saw angels with their many eyes and wings, he saw souls that were sitting patiently, he saw Jesus in the far back standing, and then "Sky daddy" sitting in the front to fully see him.
"You're here today to see what punishment seems fit, as many of those you slain are here today."
Sky daddy yelled out. Eddie sighed and sat in the small chair, and spoke,
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Just toss me somewhere and forget about it-"
Sky daddy interrupted him,
"NO! Your punishment shall be slow, and energy draining, slowly chiseling away at your mind!"
Eddie snorted and responded,
"Oh please, that's just tossing me somewhere. Also isn't that college in general?"
The entire room erupted into talk, so many voices around as the zombie smiled at the deity, then turning to Jesus and smiling at him. One of the spirits yelled out
"MAKE HIM HUMAN!"
And the entire place was silent. Sky daddy was deep into thought before smacking the hammer onto the desk and yelled
"SO BE IT! You will be turned into a human and suffer 4 years of college. More details to come soon, send him away!"
Eddie was sent away to the 'waiting room' and saw Lil Nas X riding down a stripper pole all the way to hell.
"Sick"
Eddie mumbled before being shoved.

This is going to be quite a while, I guess I should make the time worth it...