This isn't what I signed up for~ (Eddie the head x Jesus Christ)

College day, Jesus

(Hey peeps, it's me, Impact Man, I went on a writing spree so here it is, eat up)

Eddie pulled up to two men fighting, and then Eddie finally parks, slinging his bag over his shoulder and walking towards the building. He heard grunts and unpleasant shouts form the two before he saw Jesus, looking quite cute, and Shizuka, who is walking much faster than Jesus. The stand user soon caught up to Eddie as Jesus did too and they walked in together, they stood in a little circle and Shizuka said,
"Well, I guess this is where we break off until home, see y'a."
Shizuka walked off to her class as Eddie slowly turned to Jesus and softly said,
"You look good today, you should show off more."
And Eddie walked to his class. Jesus was lowkey bewildered that Eddie had the capacity to compilent someone, but he walked over to his first class, Philosophy 101, and sat down in the lecture hall at 6:55 am. There were others there, but that's to be expected as he saw people of different backgrounds doing their own thing.
"What the fuck is up Kyle, like no what did he say dude, like step the FUCK up Kyle!"
A voice rang out and got everyone's attention as two boys entered talking loudly and throwing a ball at one another. Jesus thought they were frat boys, and he's right, they are cliché frat boys that have a strong bromance with eachother. More people piled into their seats and the professor hobbled out into their desk.
"GOODMORNING CLASS!!! What a beautiful day it is, I hope that this year will be a great year between all of us, and that being out of the way, let's introduce ourselves! My name is Gloria Smith, but you can refer to me as 'Professor Smith' and my favorite thing is anthropology!"
The class was now uneasy, they had to introduce themselves, ohhh boy. The next person to go up was one of the frat boys that was loud earlier, he introduced himself as Mike, and he likes watching sports. Jesus didn't realize that it was his turn,
"Oh- Uh.. my name is Jesús, I like to go surfing during anytime."
Prof Smith was pleased at the awnser, Jesus let's out a sigh of relief, he changed his name to be 'Jesús' and not 'Jesus' because he doesn't want anyone to go and try to kill him, again. The next person to go next was a scene person who introduced herself as Juniper, and she liked to listen to music. The class went on and on until it went back around, Prof Smith was pleased at the introductions,
"That was great, I will be sure to keep that in mind, I have posted something on google classroom that is a form for you to fill out. I want you to awnser honestly, and the reason why I'm doing this is because I want to see how you view the world as well as how you live by. Please open your laptops and here is my classroom code up on the board."
Jesus opened up his laptop and typed in the code before filling out the code. He heard moaning from somewhere and an 'ooni-chan~' before a loud moan. Everyone looked to the source of the sound and saw the guy who introduced himself as 'the nice guy' who was jerking himself off. Jesus looked away in disgust, a hand over his mouth, Juniper noticed and put her hand on his shoulder,
"Hey you ok?"
Jesus nodded and whispered back,
"I am, it's just I don't know how people can play that stuff in public, he's even jacking himself off!"
Juniper nodded with a hum before the other frat boy named Kyle started to tease the 'nice guy'  who was named 'Ian'. Prof Smith gave Ian and Kyle a death stare before the hentai stopped.. Jesus went back and filled out the form thinking of Eddie's kind words, Eddie isn't the best at compliments, he an anarchist murder zombie that doesn't have much remorse for anything. Jesus started to think of slightly sappy thoughts of both of them, like going on a walk together or taking a ride on Eddie's motorcycle, with his arms wrapped around Eddie's waist. Jesus snapped out of it and by the time he finished the forms, class was over.
"Have a good day, make sure to stay awake and to not play adult films during school!!"
Prof Smith said, she was throwing all the shade at Ian. Jesus has two more classes to go, Biology I, and Photography. Jesus made his way into the biology lab, and saw a short person wearing a white dress shirt, dress pants, with purple hair talking to other people.. who would wear all white?
"Nehehehe, like I said, I think you should do it Teddy, it would be the best for you!"
Said the small person, the person they were talking to was a rather tall and strong looking woman wearing a blue hoodie and a blue skirt. Jesus sat at a desk and set his bag down on the floor, he waited for the professor to come. The small person plopped themselves down next to Jesus and introduced themselves,
"Hey! My name's Kai, what's your name?"
Jesus looked at the small man before responding.
"My name is Jesús, it's nice to meet you."
Jesus smiled at Kai, other people rolled in taking seats, then the professor walked in. They were dressed in all pink, with yellow stars all over, and a yellow tie to complete the look, they had tan skin and curly bubblegum pink hair.
"Hey class, it's uh, 9 am, so uh, goodmorning. My name is Kirby Evans, you can call me Kirby, I apologize for being so tired, I had some trouble with the past month getting the school to allow me to bring in my lovebirds so they can be taken care of during the day. After all the introductions if we have time left we can bring the birdies out. I have this sheet here from Gloria about introductions... so uhh you know my name I like my lovebirds, cooking, and generally nature."
The class went around, again, and they named what they liked. Jesus stated what he liked, and then Kai went up,
"My names Kai, and I like... I don't know!"
The class had some giggles, and then it was time for notebooks and textbooks.
"So I hope you all got your notebooks and folders, I'll be passing out papers throughout the class and if you already got the textbook, then please get a refund because I'm going to show you the online version that's new and improved and it's free, because textbooks shouldn't be breaking the bank as you will need these and money."
Jesus was now even more interested, he and Eddie never got their bio 1 textbooks because Eddie said that there's a different way, apparently he meant this. Time flew surprisingly fast in that class, they had 20 minutes left to meet the four lovebirds Kirby takes care of.
"All right everyone, these lovely birdies are my lovebirds, a type of parrot native to Africa. Most of them look like funky mangos but they can appear as blue or grey! Please be careful and make sure not to make loud noises."
Kirby started to gently take each out one by one, handing one to a student and another. Jesus held a large one with yellow and a head orange color. Kirby introduced each parrot to the class.
"This one with the green body and pink head is named Taranza, she is a bit on the moody side, but she won't hurt you if you don't hurt her, the next one with the yellow body and the orange head is Nova, she is shy but very nice, she is very new to the school. The blue and grey one is Magolor, she is very social, loves apples, and the last one with the white and pink is Zero, she is my oldest and calmest."
The birds chirped happily, Jesus knew Eddie liked animals to a certain degree, and he hoped these little friends won't be too much for Eddie, Shizuka isn't too fond of pets, so Jesus doesn't know if she would like the birds too. Soon Kai pointed out that the names of the parrots were very familiar,
"Aren't the names for the birds from like, a video game series? They sound familiar to me.."
Kirby nodded happily,
"Yes they are! They are named after different nintendo villains and characters, I'm not sure about you but I like nintendo games."
The class seemed content with slowly passing the parrots around until the class ended. They all washed their hands in the sinks, packed up, and left. Jesus went to the other side of the building to his Photography class, there he walked in to see Shizuka, to his relief, and to his dismay, Ian. Shizuka happily walked over to Jesus and started,
"I'm so glad you're here, that guy over there keeps hitting on me whenever I tell him that I'm not interested. Can I stay with you for a while?"
Jesus happily agreed to keep his dorm mate safe, more people piled in and the professor stepped in.
"Good afternoon class, I am professor Birch and I am one of the fine arts teacher. I will be teaching photography, mixed media, and digital art for the year as I always have been."
Jesus and Shizuka sat next to eachother and the class started the syllabus, students took out their laptops and filled out the form, which was very similar to the one Gloria made Jesus' philosophy class fill out along with Kirby. Ian sat in front of the duo and kept shooting nasty looks at Jesus.
I did say to love everyone and to try not to hurt others, but I think I should tell Ian to gauge his eyes out if he's tempted.
Jesus thought, but sadly, he shook his head to rid the thought and focused on Birch.
"OK! As the class name says, we will need cameras, now the school doesn't have ready-for-access cameras because they underfund the arts department, you'll have to buy a camera from the store yourself. You will need this camera with what we're working with in this semester."
People groaned, Shizuka too, and like lightning, school was out. Shizuka looked at Jesus and said,
"Hey I need to go to the bathroom for a bit, I'll be back, can you wait for me outside?"
Shizuka nervously asked, Jesus nodded before the girl quickly went off, and so, Jesus made his way to the car. He saw a girl speed walk by him towards the bathroom muttering something, but he couldn't make it out. Some time went by, a bit too long. Shizuka went out to the car with Eddie trailing behind, Shizuka looked scared and Eddie had some bruises and blood on the corner of his mouth, he was also shoveling some gummy bears in his mouth.