Eddie sighed as he walked into the apartment, he was sharing it with another person, which made him, Jesus, and the third asshole that he didn't know. Jesus said that he'd get along it's the unknown person but Eddie was feeling some bad vibes. He looked around, it was very mundane, with cream walls; a brown carpet; a small couch; and a coffee table with a small TV that was playing sports. Eddie grumbled as he lumbered over to the kitchen, which was more lively, and he finally got to meet the third person.
"Oh hey, what's up?"
The person turned around a smiled, she was making fried chicken and waffles, not a bad start. She was short and lean.. she had brown hair and earrings with purple stars on them, happy black eyes bored into Eddie's nonexistent soul, the person quickly introduced themselves,
"My name is Shizuka, I don't really do last names, they're boring, also don't mind the star shaped thing on my neck, that's my tattoo."
Eddie nodded and introduced himself, Shizuka was happy to meet her new dorm mate. Shizuka went back to focusing on the food, while Eddie continued his way into his shared bedroom with Jesus.
"I thought you'd get here later, a welcome surprise!"
Jesus said, Eddie grunted and set his bags down, they made a soft thud on the floor and he sat on his bed sighing. The bedroom wasn't that lively either, but maybe that's because they just moved in. Jesus had a poster up already, it had the words "BTS" on it and two funky rectangle thingies facing away from each other.
Weird...
Eddie thought, then again, Eddie is also weird. The two started to unpack in silence, slowly decorating the small room with two beds, some cabinets, and a desk. Jesus's side of the room was neat and minimalistic, his bed was neatly made; it had the aforementioned poster; a small basket; a shelf with his books and another with his clothes; a gaming console Eddie had no clue about; and another poster from presumably a Jack Johnson concert; and his side of the desk was organized and ready for the year.
Eddie's side of the room was absolute chaos, he may be very artistic but he can't decorate for shit. His bed was an attempt at making; he has a drawer with his clothes; his pair of shoes were under the bed; he had randomly placed posters that could be hazards, some of which were movie posters, drawings, and a Aces High poster; his one shelf full of his school books, stolen figures from over the years, and sketch books; his side of the desk was full of watercolors, pencils and was also ready for the year. Shizuka popped her head in and looked around the room, she was impressed.
"Nice room, such a clash of neatness and 'I have no fucking clue what's happening'. Anyways, food is ready, I also want to show you guys my room!"
She slid her head out of the door, and walked back into the kitchen, the other two soon followed. Eddie took a plate and grabbed the chicken with his bare hands, not minding Jesus's stare, and shoved a waffle into his mouth before sitting on the couch. Eddie ate the food happily, he was happy that he got something good in his stomach, Shizuka tossed a fork at Eddie before sitting down with some maple syrup. Eddie looked around and found the fork,
"Hey cave man, you're supposed to use a fork for the waffles, you want some syrup?"
Shizuka waved the bottle before Eddie took it and drizzled some onto his mutilated waffle before passing it back to Shizuka. Jesus came over to the couch and ate his food, it was silent from all three of them which the tv softly playing sports. Eddie grunts as he notices an unfamiliar spectral presence, he couldn't see it nor could he talk to it, his eyes were darting everywhere to find a sign of it.
"Hey Shizuka! You're turning invisible!"
Jesus frantically said, he was right, the woman was turning invisible as she started to talk.
"Oh fuck, not again. This sometimes happens on its own, but I usually turn invisible when I'm distressed. Right now I'm not distressed in any way, shape, or form. This is my power or a "stand" named "Achtung Baby", and it makes me invisible. A stand is a manifestation of the soul when someone is strong enough to summon it, or it's by lineage or by an arrow. That's all I know from it, but my step-father and my adopted family has a history of it."
Eddie didn't know what to say, he was baffled at the explanation the the fact that there's a fucking arrow that can give you this power. Edie was so overwhelmed that he went straight to bed at 9pm, he only had a week before school starts and he's now part of a group of freaks, which is basically him, Jesus, and Shizuka.
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This isn't what I signed up for~ (Eddie the head x Jesus Christ)
FanfictionEddie is a fucking lunatic and would murder anyone ON SIGHT 💥💥 he fought the sun with a water gun and won Anyways he (somehow) gets karma to kick his ass and he now has to go through earth for four years in a college with Jesus as his roommate for...