This isn't what I signed up for~ (Eddie the head x Jesus Christ)

First morning

Eddie's phone alarm blared at 5 AM, waiting for the zombie to wake up. Eddie groaned as Jesus slipped out of his bed and lumbered over to Eddie's bed to shake him up.
"Wake up.. Wake up!!"
Jesus grabbed Eddie's shoulders and shook him awake.
"H-huh-HUH? WHAT TIME IS IT??"
Eddie jumped out of bed, with only his boxers on. Jesus shoved Eddie's phone into Eddie's face and said
"It's 5:03! If you don't get ready and eat some food, you'll have a bad day."
Eddie took out a pair of faded jeans and jumped them on and fed his belt through the belt holes, he tossed on a loose black shirt and his converse before tying his hair in a very sad bun, and his pendant before rushing out of their shared room and into the kitchen. Shizuka was already dressed and had her shit together, she was eating a bowl of rice and some weird sticky bean thingy, she looked over at the duo and quickly drank her tea before gesturing them over to the table. The men sat before the stand user as she took out all three of their schedules and started to speak,
"Alright kids, here's your schedules, I hope you like them. I made extra rice and there's some nattō in the fridge."
Eddie instantly got up and started to serve himself the food, he got the white container with some writing that is most likely Japanese but he didn't know shit. He opened the container and smelled it, he didn't like it at all.
"AUUUGHH! This smells bad, what the fuck is this shit?"
Eddie quickly closed the container and gagged, he never knew that human noses were sensitive.
"Didn't you hear me earlier? That's nattō, a breakfast item from Japan, it's fermented soybeans. I was introduced to it at a young age when I visited my step siblings in Japan, so maybe it's a 'get used to it early' thing."
Eddie reluctantly nodded and opened the container again, and quickly shoved his spoon in the beans and into his mouth. He made gagging motions and swallowed the small amount before,
"Uhhh... it's decent? The smell is fuckin horrible but the taste isn't that bad."
Jesus smirked before making himself a bowl of rice and nattō and then eating it quickly to look at his schedule and pack whatever he needs, Eddie slowly ate the food while drinking a lot of water to help while looking at his schedule.

Monday
7 AM- Pre-calculus | Room 404
9 AM- Drawing I | Room 211
10:30 AM- Music theory I | Room 586
11:10 AM- Beginning French I | Room 300
Tuesday
12 PM- Basic acting I | Room 263
2 PM- Digital writing and rhetoric | Room 444
Thursday
9 AM- Introduction to music | Room 586
10 AM- Biology I | Room 735
11 AM- Painting I | Room 222

Eddie was silent, he knew he had a lot on his plate in terms of academics, he kinda regretted it but this would allow him to go for more artistic classes. He knew this university has a low graduation rate, so it was a challenge in such a small state. He looked at the time and saw 6:20, he knew he had to start packing up and leaving for the day, he got up and took his black backpack and started to pack what he needed.
Note books... sketch book... pencils... laptop... whatever...
Shizuka looked at the time,
"Oh shit, we got to get going! Eddie you should've packed everything last night you dumbass!"
The zombie grunted and Jesus slung his bag over his shoulders before walking down the stairs into the parking lot with Shizuka.
"Hey!! Wait for me assholes!!"
Eddie frantically slung his bag over his shoulders before closing and locking the door behind him and trying to catch up. Jesus was in thought on why Eddie didn't rent a car but instead rented a motorcycle
He rented a motorcycle instead of just having one car we can share, we're college students!
The chaos trio made it to the car/motorcycle and went off. Jesus and Shizuka were safely driving as Shizuka asked,
"Hey Jesus, why does Eddie act American like us but has a British accent and claims to be from Europe?"
Jesus was quite quick to awnser as to hopefully cover up the zombie,
"Ahh yeah it's weird how he acts that way, but I've noticed from time and time again he can easily adapt to culture norms as to not make himself rude. He is from England, and he still keeps his accent no matter where he goes, so maybe it's a 'homeland pride' deal."
Jesus made that shit up on the spot, he knew damn well Eddie is rude to most people, he's a murderer that's broken out of several hospitals before! What if Shizuka finds out about it?? Would she manifest her stand and fight him? Nobody has a chance of going against him.
"Huh, alright then, let's park somewhere and get started."

Eddie was driving along the street not caring a single shit about the speed limit or how loud he was, he had one goal, and that was to get to college on time!
"Shit! Shit! SHIT! Come on! I ain't being lazy this time!"
Eddie quickly found the college and pulled up and saw some chaos brewing.
"This will put a smile on my face quite well..."

Eddie chuckled and smiled before pulling nearer.