Dare: Being a bitch

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Today's dare is for Tsubaki! be a bitch to everyone. Yahoo!

Tsubaki: what? But I already did that for halloween!

Author: no excuses! Do it now!

Tsubaki: *sighes* okay.....*changes clothes* r-ready...

Author: okay! *snaps a photo* heeere Maka Maka Maka!

Maka: I'm not a dog- whoa Tsubaki what's with the looks?

Tsubaki: what! You got a fucking problem with me?! *growls*

Maka: Nope! No problem! He he *nervous laughter*

Tsubaki: then go away and don't show me your fucking disgusting face.

Maka:......where's the sweet Tsubaki?

Tsubaki: you fucking killed her...

Maka: *walks away*

Kid: *walks in* hey Author-san why does Maka look sad? *notices Tsubaki* T-Tsubaki?

Tsubaki: what? *put a cigarette in mouth*

Kid: what happened? Why are you so asymetrical!?

Tsubaki: cuz I wanna be! It's a fucking free country Kid.

Kid: ...now I see why Maka was upset....

Tsubaki: if you care about her so much then why don't you go and scre- mmpf! *mouth covered by Author*

Author: ahaha you can go now Kid oh and tell Soul to come here but don't tell him why!

Kid: umm sure...*leaves*

Soul: *walks in* Hey! Tsubaki?

Tsubaki: what is it now?

Soul: what made you change into...*points* that...

Tsubaki: *rolls eyes* just shut the fuck up already and get swallowed up by the madness again

Soul:.......Black★star has to see this! *runs out*

Black★star: s'up Tsu- *blushes and mumbles* so much skin...

Tsubaki: I can't do this anymore! *covers face*

Author: I think you've had enough teasing for one day....*mumbles* at least my baby Crona didn't see any of this...

Extended Ending

Author: so Black★star did you tell her?

Black★star: tell her what?

Author: that you're the one who requested this...*laughes*

Black★star: no...and she'll never know! *grins evilly*

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