Today's dare is for Tsubaki! be a bitch to everyone. Yahoo!
Tsubaki: what? But I already did that for halloween!
Author: no excuses! Do it now!
Tsubaki: *sighes* okay.....*changes clothes* r-ready...
Author: okay! *snaps a photo* heeere Maka Maka Maka!
Maka: I'm not a dog- whoa Tsubaki what's with the looks?
Tsubaki: what! You got a fucking problem with me?! *growls*
Maka: Nope! No problem! He he *nervous laughter*
Tsubaki: then go away and don't show me your fucking disgusting face.
Maka:......where's the sweet Tsubaki?
Tsubaki: you fucking killed her...
Maka: *walks away*
Kid: *walks in* hey Author-san why does Maka look sad? *notices Tsubaki* T-Tsubaki?
Tsubaki: what? *put a cigarette in mouth*
Kid: what happened? Why are you so asymetrical!?
Tsubaki: cuz I wanna be! It's a fucking free country Kid.
Kid: ...now I see why Maka was upset....
Tsubaki: if you care about her so much then why don't you go and scre- mmpf! *mouth covered by Author*
Author: ahaha you can go now Kid oh and tell Soul to come here but don't tell him why!
Kid: umm sure...*leaves*
Soul: *walks in* Hey! Tsubaki?
Tsubaki: what is it now?
Soul: what made you change into...*points* that...
Tsubaki: *rolls eyes* just shut the fuck up already and get swallowed up by the madness again
Soul:.......Black★star has to see this! *runs out*
Black★star: s'up Tsu- *blushes and mumbles* so much skin...
Tsubaki: I can't do this anymore! *covers face*
Author: I think you've had enough teasing for one day....*mumbles* at least my baby Crona didn't see any of this...
Extended Ending
Author: so Black★star did you tell her?
Black★star: tell her what?
Author: that you're the one who requested this...*laughes*
Black★star: no...and she'll never know! *grins evilly*
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Soul Eater Oneshots!~
FanfictionThis is a Soul Eater oneshot book. you can ask me to write about your favorite characters and stuff. (I don't write lemons, fluff only) so enjoy!~