Author: I have a chapter to myself? Sweet!
Soul: Happy Birthday Author!
Maka: Happy Birthday to you!
Patty: you live in a zoo!
Black★star: you look like a monkey!
Tsubaki: and you smell like one too?
Author: pfft that's old
Kid: at least your an even number of years *nods* yes yes that is very good
Liz: now where's the cake?
Patty: right there! *points at the suspicious looking bright pink cake*
Author: hmm...*looks at cake*
Patty: *smiles innocently*
Author: yay! Cake! And it doesn't look suspicious at all!
Maka: *facepalm*
Author: cake~ yum~ *goes over to cake*
Crona: *pops out of the cake shirtless with only a tie* i-i don't know how to deal with this!
Author: you...you made him do this..? *looks at everyone*
Liz: I'm innocent! *raises hands* patty did that to him!
Patty: yup! Enjoy!
Author: .......*hugs patty* BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!!!! *steals Crona and runs off*
Everyone:.....
Black★star: aww I didn't give her any birthday punches!
Tsubaki: I don't think she would like that Black★star
Maka: we did good soldiers!
Soul: yup!
Extra:
Author: Crona!~ *hugs Crona* kawaii~
Crona: um h-happy birthday- GAH!
Author: *hugs even tighter*
Everyone: *sweatdrop* poor Crona...
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Soul Eater Oneshots!~
FanfictionThis is a Soul Eater oneshot book. you can ask me to write about your favorite characters and stuff. (I don't write lemons, fluff only) so enjoy!~
