I sniffed the little thing wondering what she was. The little thing reached her hand toward me. I sniffed it and then backed away. The little thing got up and ran to the bigger thing. I ran to my mom and sniffed her and then sat down beside her. My mother didn't like big things. Then the big thing and the little thing came and looked at Me. Then the bigger thing said.
"Mhm...This is the one you want?"
"Yes yes!" The little thing came closer to me to pick me up. I don't like being picked up so I ran away. My mother ran after me so she didn't have to be touched either. The little thing looked at the bigger thing and then looked back at me. Why was she looking at me? What a creep! I walked a little closer just to make sure they were not here to eat me. The little girl reached her hand out so I could sniff it. But did I really want to sniff a dirty hand? Yes...yes, I did. I sniffed her and opened my mouth a little. What a gross hand! She picked me up and pet my back. I was a little scared but I didn't bite the little thing. The big thing went to my owner. They started talking about something but I didn't know what they were talking about. I am too young to know. The big thing gave my owner some green paper and then walked toward me and the little thing. Then the little thing gave me to the big one. Noooow I was sCaReD. I tried to get out but couldn't. The big thing gave me back to the little thing and walked towards the door. Was she going to open it? I've AlWaYs wanted to go out there. The little thing put me in a cage and carried me toward the door. First of all...THING! DONT PUT ME IN CAGES! SECOND! YEEEEES I GOING OuTsIdE! I sniffed the fresh air as they opened the door. The little thing walked outside and walked toward some...ThInG. It opened the door and plopped me in. Oh no oh no. I tried to get out of my cage to run for it. But it was shut tight. I meowed and meowed. But my mother didn't hear me. At last, I stopped and played down and I closed my eyes. I was VeRy tired of all that meowing. An hour of sleeping...I think...went by. The things opened the doors and I saw...LIIIIIGHT! I was freeeeee! I sat up looking out from the cage door and saw so many tHiNgS. The things walked toward a big thing and opened another door. The lights were off so it was dark. But I could still see. The little thing put me down and opened the cage door. I didn't want to go out but I had to. They made me! By...food...I looked around the big BIG thing. But I didn't move from my spot. Because I was still eating the food. When I was finished I walked around sniffing everything I passed. The little thing sat down beside me and started to pet me. For some reason, I started to purrrrrr. I didn't want to but...I had to. It felt good. Well, maybe the thing isn't as bad as I thought it was. But was I wrong? No...I am never wrong. The little thing opened a door. I walked in and saw a bunch of cat stuff. I was in kitty heaven! I ran around playing with toys, eating food. Oh and pooping of course. But when I was done all that. The little thing shut the door on me. I tried to get out but I couldn't. It was just like the carrier door. It was shut tight. I looked around the room. And then said to myself. I'm locked in. I looked around the room looking for a place to get out but there was...nOtHiNg. I walked over to a bed and sat on it. I wasn't just going to sit here all day. SOOOO I started to...meeeeeeooooooow. I meowed and meowed. No one came in to save me though. I sat at the door scratching it. Finally, it opened. But...it was just the little thing. I walked up to the thing. And started bitting it! And scream meowed at it. The little thing got me off of it and ran to the chair that was in here. She climbed it and started to twirl around in it. I wasn't done with her yet. So I ran to the chair and started to climb it. She screamed and screamed. I was so scared that I jumped down and ran to my litter. And in a meow I said. "How dare you! You almost broke my whiskers!" The little girl jumped off and pet my back. I started to calm down a little. So I laid down in my litter ad let her pet me. She got up and ran to the door. But when she went out. She forgot to close it. I walked toward it sniffing curiously. I walked out sniffing and sniffing. Then I saw a mountain. I had to climb it! To prove I am the best climber there is! So I started. But when I made it to the first rock. I fell down. I opened my eyes and saw another cat! It was sniffing my butt!!! OH NO, YOU DONT! I jumped up and sniffed it. The cat hissed at me and then ran away. I didn't know what to do then so I just stood there. I looked around but the cat was out of sight. I still wanted to go up the mountain. So I started again. But just as I made it to the first step again. I fell down. Because of ANOTHER cat! The cat sniffed me but didn't run away. I got up and sniffed it too. It didn't hiss so I guessed it was a nice cat. It rubbed its head on me and sniffed again. I don't like the sniffing thing so far. I jumped up yeeting the cat. And ran up the mountain. I finally got up the HUUGE mountain. I looked around wondering where to start looking first. I walked toward a room and saw a ToIlEt. I jumped on it and looked around. Nothing cool here. I was about to jump down when...I SAW THE CAT! Not the one I think is nice...THE MEAN ONE! I watched as the cat jumped up on the toilet with me. It just sniffed me. I tried to sniff back but when I did. The cat hissed at me. I jumped down not knowing what to do. The cat looked down at me like if I was a servant. I ran out and ran back down the mountain. I had enough exploring for today. I sat down on a couch and watched as the things got food ready for me. Well...I don't know if it was for meeeee...buuuuuut it has to be. I jumped down from the couch and jumped onto the counter. And I WAS right! The food was for me. I am the best... ~2 years later~
I was a grown kitty now. And I even knew what the things were. They were humans. Also... the mean cat turned out to be really nice. I also know both of the cat's names. One is Loki. The other is Lulu. They're both girls. Well, as I was walking around the house I tried to find something to do. I already watched the humans do there...human things...I also watched the cats scratch their scratching pole. I even played with the kitty toys. But I was still bored. I always wanted to go outside. But the humans wouldn't let me. They say "iTs To ScArY fOr A lItTlE kItTy." I don't believe them. But then I got an idea. What if I made a place to go when I am bored. So I ran upstairs and jumped on a window sill. This will be the perfect spot. I sat down watching the birds fly by. It made me hungry. So I jumped down and ran downstairs. My humans always have food for me. I got down and saw...NOTHING! They didn't have any food out for me! I ran around the counter looking for something to eat. I saw a plastic piece and picked it up with my mouth. I tried to swallow it but the human came. They saw it and got it out of my mouth right away. What boomers. I sat there waiting for them to bring my food out. She got food and placed it on the table. OH YUM! When I was done I jumped down and laid down in my bed. I didn't have anything else to do. So I just went to sleep. I woke up and saw that everything was light. So that means it's night. I got up and walked upstairs to the human's room. I opened the door (like a pro) and jumped on the bed. She was already asleep so she didn't read me any story. I laid down beside her and started to lick her face. She moved a little. BUT NOT ENOUGH! I NEED ROOM TOO! I started to lick inside her ear. She finally moved and gave me some room. I curled up and closed my eyes. (Again) It was morning and I jumped down from the bed. I was REALLY hungry. I haven't had food all night! I ran downstairs and jumped on the counter. But then...when I got to the top of it. ThErE wAs No FoOd! I almost died! I jumped down and ran upstairs to the bedroom. I leaped on the bed and started to bite my owner's toes. My owner jumped up on the bed and threw me down.
''BAD KITTY!'' She smacked my head and then ran downstairs. I thought this hooman wanted to play. So I ran down after her. She looked back and saw me falling down the stairs because I was running so fast. I crashed into her with a loud THUMP! The hooman picked me up and pet my BEAUTIFUL head. I wasn't in the mood to be pet because I just crashed into the hooman and hurt my head. But the way she scratched me...Made me forget about the accident. She put me down and walked to the kitchen to get my breakfast ready. I jumped on the counter and waited patiently for my food. It was about 7 HOURS until I got my food. Well, it was 7 hours for me. She finally put my food on the counter and I ate like a VISHEST TIGER! I finished my food and jumped down. Flicking the food off of my foot. I walked over to my tree and scratched it like a pro. The hooman walked over to me and pet my back. She then grabbed her jacket and keys and opened the door. Now I wasn't a bad kitty back then so I didn't try to run out. She walked down and shut the door. I jumped over to a couch by a window and watch as she got in her car and drove away. I hopped down and jumped on the counter. I saw a piece of paper and wanted to...EAT IT! I ran over to it and played with it for a while. Then I opened my mouth and...ate it...I was probably sitting there for 3 minutes trying to chew it. But when I was about to swallow...MY OWNER CAME BACK! She saw that I was trying to eat something and eminently ran and got her grubby fingers in my mouth. She pulled out the soggy paper and threw it in the garbage. I licked my lips and gave her a frown. HOW DARE SHE TAKE MY PAPER AWAY! I turned around and put my butt in her face. And then jumped down and walked away with my head high. And when I was walking...I thought. She will PAY! I walked over to my bed. And laid down in it. She will never make me look like a fool again! As I was thinking that. I didn't even know how tired I was. I closed my eyes and went to sleep.
