Hi ;-; my name is Man-Eating Plant. You are probably freaking out right now...Because A PLANT IS TALKING!??! :OOOOO RUUUUUUN! Well no...That's what I get all the time. But I'm really a nice plant. When your nice to me AHEM COUGH COUGH! I said nothing -w- Anyway, my name is Man-Eating Pla- Oh wait...I already said my name :O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! Oom, That didn't happen...You saw nothing -3- Anyway since I'm bored...I might as well tell you guys a story! Once upon a time...There lived a princess and a king..................................................... XD YOU THOUUUUUUGHT! no No NO! Imma tells you a REAL story. So SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and listen -w- When I was a little plant I lived in a plant shop. It was SMAAAAAAAAALLLLLL, but very nice. I got watered every day. And fed too! (I got fed flies :P) But one day...I GOT BOUGHT AHHHHH! Now for you guys...It isn't bad at all...but for ME it WAS BAD! I was being taken away from my friends. AND MY FOOD! I looked at the person who was buying me...And I was so dead. IT WAS A LITTLE BOY! Now there's nothing wrong with them. But when I looked into his eyes. I saw that he wanted to stick his finger in my mouth. (That's prob why he bought me;-;) We walked out of the little shop and headed towards a little BLACK van. It was dark...It was BIG...IT LOOKED...EVIIIIIIIL! He put me on a chair and put a rope on me so I won't fall. (I think humans call it a buckle?) 10 mins later...We FINALLY stopped and pulled into a small road. And into a little building. (Garage) The little boy took the rope off and picked me up and jumped out of the car. LIKE CHILL BRUH! I saw a door leading to someplace. Was there going to be other plants? Buuuuut, I wasn't even close. When they opened the door a dog came jumping at the little boy. The dog sniffed me like CRAZY! I looked at the dog...BUT from behind...I saw a FAT brown cat coming. OH NO OH NO! The little boy pushed the dog away and ran upstairs to him "Room Of DOOM!" He opened the door and I saw a bed, table, dresser, and MORE PLANTS! He placed me on his table and walked away. WOOOOOW! NOT EVEN GOING TO FEED ME! (Well he did) I grew and grew. I started liking the boy...BUUUUUUUT Not the mom -_- she tried to get RID OF ME! But of course, the little boy wouldn't let her. SOOOOOOON I grew to be SO BIG I NEEDED TO LIVE OUTSIDE! The neighbors were prob scared of me because I was so big ;-; I got fed MEAT EVERY DAY! I was that big -w- But one day...I grew legs ;-; and I started walking. But that day my owner never fed me any food. So I was STARVING! I looked around the yard but saw NOTHING. So I had no choice...But to eat ANYTHING THAT STANDS IN MY WAY! That's sounds...;-; never mind. I crashed through the fence and got on the sidewalk I looked down and then back up...And I saw a hooman...AHHHHHH I GOTTA EAT THEM! The human started to scream and scream. Soon I couldn't handle it and ran toward them...and...ATE THEM! Some person was looking at what happened and call the police. Great -.- I ran as fast as I could eating humans at the same time. Hey, I told you if they're in my way...Imma eat them...D: The police came and tied me up in a rope and took me to PLANT PRISON! So yea...That's where I am right now! I do get fed well though...BERP! -w- TEeHEe
