So, That's Your Dad? (Freddie Mercury)

Where The Three Dumbasses Would Be Now

A/N: Ok, so I was super bored and this is something that I think about way too often. It's unhealthy at this point. So enjoy and maybe laugh your ass off at how obnoxious I am. 

Ben: 

       After three years of being in college for a political science degree, Ben dropped out and went to law school instead. He attended University of Maryland for his undergraduate studies and then attended Harvard and finally received his law degree after eight long years. In 2001, he officially became a defense attorney and in his practice has won every single case. After fifteen years of being an attorney, he decided he would rather be a judge. He was well known in the state of California for his harshness towards people who committed horrendous crimes and shows no mercy when it comes to sentencing. However, when it came to minor offenses such as parking tickets, he is known to be very generous and will often drop the charges. (especially since he's been there in his teenage years) In 2018, he got his own show called "Judge Hardy", where he mainly televises his lawsuit cases. He won audiences over due to being blunt and just plain hilarious. The show became a hit and still airs once a week to this day. It may be obvious that he makes his fair share of money, but he decided that like the rest of his siblings, he would donate half of his salary towards AIDS research. 

       Although he has had many relationships in his lifetime, he has never been married or had any children. He currently lives in San Francisco and still remains very close with his family. 

Joe:

      Joe finished cosmetology school in 1992. He worked in multiple salons all around England. But then decided that he wanted to be his own boss and never work for anyone ever again. So he went to college and graduated with a business degree in 1996. He then used the money that Freddie left for him to reserve a spot in Hollywood for his own salon. He became so well known in the area by numerous celebrities that he became a millionaire within a year. He then established many locations all around the world. He prefers to stay at the location in Miami. But does often go to the locations in both National Harbor, Maryland and San Diego just to visit with Ben and Tiffany. He was also well known for collaborating with designers for fashion shows, and he also did really well in special effects makeup, which made him very popular within production companies. He is now one of the highest paid cosmetologists in the world. 

      In 2015, he married long time on and off boyfriend Ricky Martin and the pair have both adopted a son named James together in 2017. 

Tiffany:

      (She's our shitty protagonist and we all hate her. So that's dive into her entire life story). Tiffany served in the United States Air Force for thirteen years. In 1997, she received an injury in her right eye due to an explosion. Which meant that she had to have it completely removed and wear a glass eye for the rest of her life. But that did not stop her and she still stayed in the military for five more years until her resignation in 2002. In 2002, she signed a contract with Elite Model Management. It was hard for her to get jobs because of her disability, but Tiffany refused to give up and eventually was able to become a Victoria's Secret angel in 2003. She later on modeled for many designer brands such as Dior, Prada, Chanel, Michael Kors, Versace, and many more. In 2007, she was named Playmate of the year for Playboy, and in 2009 she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated. In 2013, she officially retired from modeling. After retiring, she became very insecure about her body and her skin in general and decided to get tattoos. This helped her to at least feel more confident, despite people's negative opinions on her transformation. (She would be covered from neck to feet in tattoos) Throughout this time she  was a ghostwriter for many well known artists and would often use a lot of the poems that she wrote when she was younger as inspiration. In 2016, she made the impulse decision to start a Youtube channel. On there she makes a various amount of content. From storytimes about her dad, to even turning Roger into Rogerina again. But one of her most popular series on there is the one where she drives around her entire state with many different guests (from relevant people to even her exes) in the passenger seat and it's basically a podcast. Although she may be much older than most content creators, she is still very popular and has over 35 million subscribers. 

       On December 31st, 1993 she gave birth to her second son. Who was named River Jude Malek, after her good friend River Phoenix who had passed away two months prior. Then on January 17th 1997, she gave birth to her first and only daughter named Elise Veronica Malek. In 2005, Tiffany and Rami, her husband of fifteen years got a divorce after it was revealed that they were both having affairs for the past year. Tiffany went on to have numerous partners afterwards. Her longest relationship was with actor Andrew McCarthy from 2007-2010. They broke up due to personal issues but still remained really good friends. However, in 2017 both Tiffany and Rami found their way back to each other and remarried the following year. She still remains very close to her family and is one of the few people who is still regularly in touch with John Deacon. Her and the rest of her siblings also remained very close with Jim and would go to Ireland every year for Christmas until his death in 2010. Although Tiffany does still miss Freddie very much and thinks about him every day, she is at peace with knowing that he is at peace as well. Tiffany and Rami decided to settle down in National Harbor, Maryland where they both live very quiet and private lives. 

A/N: Ok, so please don't judge. But I will say that I did have a lot of fun coming up with this, and I thought that it would hopefully clear up the epilogue a little bit more. But I really hope that you all enjoy book two. I just uploaded the first "Chapter" (it's not in sequence at all) so please go read, vote, and comment. I love y'all and have a great day.