Stranger: I hate my f*cking life.
You: No you don't,
You: You hate your life right now.
Stranger: I'm 22, work in a fast food and will probably never do anything better.
Stranger: My co-workers make fun of me all day.
You: Learn the ways of the honeybadger.
Stranger: And if I told my boss, he would probably cut my already sh*t pay.
You: That is illegal.
Stranger: Cause he's a cheap bastard.
Stranger: My only friend is mentally retarded.
You: That makes you a wonderful friend.
Stranger: And all we ever do together is stupid sh*t.
Stranger: I can't leave my home town cause I never learned how to drive.
Stranger: Plus everytime I try, I fail my drivers test.
You: Drivers ed bro.
You: Sh*t works.
Stranger: And you know the worst part is?
You: Your so lost in self pity you can't accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: I live in a pineapple under the sea. :D
You: *sshole.
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