Einstein: I will give you a question, and you will a question to me as well. If you can't answer my question, you will give me $1. And if I can't answer your question, I will give you $1000.
Mr. Bean: OK.
Einstein: *gives Mr. Bean a hard queation*
Mr. Bean: *gives $1 to Einstein*
Einstein: Okay, your turn.
Mr. Bean: What is the animal that has 4 legs, and when he crossed the street, he only has 2 legs, and when he goes back, he has 5 legs.
Einstein: *thinking very hard* I give up, I can't answer that. *gives Mr. Bean $1000*
Einstein: But what animal is that, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Beam: *gives Einstein $1*
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