Type: Fluff and kinda angst?(Maybe?)
Plot: Some DUDE is hitting on Ponk when Sam's not there, when Sam returns the guy leaves. Leaving a confused Sam and a laughing Ponk.
Extra Info: I have a headcannon that Sam's character just looks really intimidating. Also this was a request! So ye!
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Sam and Ponk were walking into the mall, the prime place for date night. They found a seat at the food court and Sam went to go get them food. While Ponk was waiting a guy came over and sat down, confused Ponk stated,
"Oh, that seats taken, my-"
"So what's a cutie like you sitting alone?"
"I'm not alone, he's just getting us food."
"Oh? Your with your friend? Wanna ditch him?"
"Dude, I don't even know you, why would I do that?"
"Well, you can get to know me~."
"My boyfriend is the one getting the food. I'm taken."
"Please what about him would be even remotely better than me? I bet I'm stronger than him too." Ponk saw Sam coming back with the food looking confused, Ponk just smirked, because while he knew Sam was a chill guy this guy didn't.
"Ponky who's he?" Sam asked, the guy got up to face Sam only finding he had to look up, and he quickly shrinked back.
"He's about to leave... Right?"
"Uh, yeah... yeah Imma go..." The guy began to quickly speed walk away leaving Ponk laughing and Sam confused.
"What was that about, Ponky?"
"Nothing Sammy, nothing."
"Okay..?" With that the date went without any further interruptions and Ponk learned the true meaning of, 'Scary Boyfriend Privilege.'
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Hope that was okay! Ik it wasn't fully what you requested and I tried to make it match the plot but yeah-
Anywho! Hope y'all have a great day! Buh bye!!!
