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Dare: Meet their gender-swap versions (fnf edition)

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The Gentleman: Wait, how old are you?

The Lady: 18000

The Gentleman: Then why do you look like your 18?

The Lady: In human years, I am.

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Mr Cheese: If anyone calls Your Gentleman-

Ms Cheese: The Lady*

Mr Cheese: ... "The Lady" a demon or insults her in any other way, just kill them.

Ms Cheese: Isn't that a bit too... Extreme?

Mr Cheese: No.

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Mr Egg: And that's why she's a demon.

Ms Egg: Most person would call you insane, but your most probably telling the truth, I went with one in school.

Mr Egg: Really?

Ms Egg: Yeah.

Mr Egg: How was that?

Ms Egg: Well he ended up killing 70% of students in my school, and all of the teachers.

Mr Egg: ... How old were are you?

Ms Egg: 10

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Player: Hi-

Veteran: Why are we babies?

Playlee and Veteran: We're 8

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Mother: If your, uh, what's her name again?

Father: Cept.

Mother: If Cept is Mommey Mearest, does that mean you two are-

Father: Married? Of course not, I already have lovely wife

Mother: Your still married?

Father: Yea! Aren't... You?

Mother: Well, let's just say he never got the milk.

Father: Oh... Well, You deserve someone better! We may not have known each other for long, but I know your husband made the wrong decision leaving you

Mother: Thanks..

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Captain: Hi!

Cept: Hello!!!!!!!!!

Captain: How are you?

Cept: Gud, u?

Captain: Also good, do you like snakes :D

Cept: Yeah!

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