Head canon that Koji always forgets to eat, because he's allergic to most foods. He also hates eating and finds it very tedious, since he can't eat many foods. He also has a really tiny stomach, so he doesn't eat much at all. Since he forgets to eat, he doesn't weigh very much and loses the weight quickly, especially since he works out a lot.
(Koji, Kouichi and TK on a conference call.)
Kouichi: *talking about a random girl at school* I mean, she was being really creepy, I didn't know what to do.
TK: I would just avoid her, if I was yo-
Koji: *choking on his end of the line*
TK: What the crap man, don't die on us!
Koji: *struggling to speak* Too late.
Kouichi: Pfft
TK: Oh my word...
Koji: *hacks* ew, I just coughed up a huge piece of ice.
TK: I swear, if you just put that ice back in your mouth after hacking it up-!
(TK and Kouichi hear Koji spit.)
Koji: *obviously lying* No- Wow! I didn't know I could spit that hard! It just shattered into a million pieces!
(TK and Kouichi burst out laughing.)
TK: *imitating Koji* "I didn't know I could spit that hard!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Koji: *offended* Wha- fjddb I'm serious!
Kouichi: That's what made it funny!
Koji: Oh my- I hate you guys... If I was there, I'd flip both of you off.
TK: Here, I'll just flip myself off for you. Actually, no... I probably shouldn't do that... Other people will think I'm flipping them off...
(Kouichi laughs)
Koji: What!? That's dumb! You're dumb!
TK: Smarter than you.
Koji: You're older, shut up! *Chokes on ice again*
Kouichi: Koji, stoooooopp!!!! Oh my word!!!!! I don't want to tell our friends that you died choking on ice!
Koji: You shut your mouth, Bas****d!
Kouichi: You shut your mouth.
TK: No, he needs to open his mouth and eat... Koji, when was the last time you ate?
(Long pause)
Koji: Sh-
Kouichi: Oh my- I swear, he loses weight like...... Like a pregnant lady giving birth!!!!
TK: *bursts out laughing* Kouichi, nooooooo!!!!!!!
Koji: Ok, I'm back and have food! TK- why you laughing..... Is someone talking sh** about me again!?!?
TK: *through fits of laughter* K-Koui-chi t-tel-l h-im!
(Silence while Kouichi contemplates his life decisions.)
Kouichi: Koji, you lose weight like a pregnant woman giving birth!
Koji: LIKE A WHAT!?
Kouichi: SHUT UP! YOU BEARLY WEIGH ANYTHING! YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW LIGHT YOU ARE! YOU KNOW HOW YOU FIX THAT? BY NOT FORGETTING TO EAT! NOW SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR D**M FOOD!
(Silence on both ends.)
(Slow munching on Koji's end.)
Koji: D**m, you scare me.
Kouichi: Anyways, where were we? Oh yeah! That creepy girl!
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Digimon Drabbles
FanficDigimon runs through my head 24/7, so I think of silly scenarios all the time. I hope you guys like these drabbles that are mainly based off of my head canons. Also, I'll probably put some of these in A Place Where We Belong.
