Head Canon #3: Cracked Hand And Cracked Wall

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Ok, so head canon that Kouichi is big into music and he writes his own songs and creates music videos for them. It's kind of an inside joke and unspoken rule that Koji has to SOMEHOW make an appearance in all the videos. For this specific one, it focuses on Koji and for a specific scene, he's supposed to hit a brick wall with the side of his fist. The side where the bone sticks out from your wrist. He punches the wall wrong and then this happens:

Koji: ...

Koji: Are we done filming?

Kouichi: yeah, we're done.

Koji: Good (grabs hand) AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! F****** S***!!!!! D*** IT!!!!! THIS SON OF A B****!!!!

Kouichi: What??? What, that was good!

Koji: NO!!!!

Kouichi: "No?" No, dude that was great! That's exactly what I wanted for that scene.

Koji: NO! D*** IT! NOT THAT! I F****** BROKE MY HAND!!!!!!!

Kouichi: WAIT, WHAT????

Koji: AHHHHHH F****** H***!!!!!!!!!! (Looks at the brick wall where he punched) WAIT! I WAS STANDING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT????

Kouichi: Uh, yeah... I think so?

Koji: DUDE, I CRACKED THE WALL!!!!

Kouichi: I- WHAT??????? NO!!!

Koji: YEEEESSS!!! I'M SO BAD A**!!!! I JUST PUNCHED A BRICK WALL AND CRACKED IT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kouichi: AND PROBABLY SHATTERED YOUR HAND IN THE PROCESS!!!!! HOSPITAL NOW!!!!!!!

Koji: (freaks out over the fact that he cracked the wall all the way to the hospital)

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