It starts with a sock (dobby crackfic)

THE TALENT SHOW

Dobby sat awkwardly on his sofa,hes been watching and rewatching twighlight for quite some time now,a week now.

To be honest There was nothing else to do in this small horse trailer of his,so all he could do is watch tv and try to tune out all the noise coming from sangwoo's house.

From watching the same dvds over and over again he had realized something,they had running,un skipable ads.
Dobby didnt know why,they were dvds so why was it like he was watching a random tv channel?

As dobby sat there watching his favourite movie,twilight,when it cut to a sudden advertisement.
"Not again"
Dobby rolled his eyes.
Before he actually got invested in the ad,
It was about a local talent show that was on the next day.
Dobby definitely knew that he had to enter.
The prize was 10 meatballs,how could be resist?.that was rhetorical question of course he couldn't.

Dobby picked up his old tv remote and switched off the tv,knowing that he had an early morning the next day because the show started at about 6am.

Beep
Beep
Beep

Dobby rubbed his eyes and looked at his clock.
The talent show was in five minutes.
He quickly got up and ran outside.

"Oh shoot"
Dobby said as he just remembered that he sleeps fully nude.
He slowly backed up and went back inside hoping no one saw him.

Picking up his sequen hat and his 2004 phone he rushed outside.
He was now pegging it down the street to his location.
But eventually he arrived.

Dobby sat down his stuff on a nearby plastic table a took a whiff of his surroundings.
There was a huge stage in the middle of the field that the event was being held where a man was testing out the microphone by singing 'call me by your name'

On the left side of the field stood a little building that was labelled "CONTESTANTS" dobby assumed that the contestants were supposed to go in there.

Dobby made his way over to the contestants building when he turned his head to look at the judges,
Since he didnt know their names,dobby decided to give them nicknames.
The first one dobby called was slouched man,cause he was slouched.
The second one he named was neat woman,cause she had very good posture.
The third one was unfortunately named lung problems,'cause she was smoking a cigarette.
And of course,the last boy was rightly named: loser,wanker,emo,sad,breken,mcr listening,looking motherfucker,
Because he had a blank facial expression.

Then Dobby continued to walk over to the door and opened it,being met with a nice little coffee shop that was packed full of people,so dobby just decided to wait outside

after a little bit of waiting the show finally began.
And everyone took their seats.

"First up.." neat woman paused to look at a piece of paper "Cham p and miu!!" She continued as the first contestants walked up onto the stage and took their places.

They ended up performing the 'princess and the frog' scene where tiana kisses the frog (I forget his name smh).

The second person was dobbys cousin dabby,
He sung about his two exes in the song "summer time sadness"

The third contestant was rantaro with a contortion act.

The fourth person was alex quackity and his excellent performance of the icarly theme.

The fifth one was snape doing his famous pose for 20 minutes while death staring dobby.

The sixth one was junko doing her infamous rap with some Wanker wearing a 'whas poppin' shirt in the crowd cheering her on.

The seventh one would be Yuri doing the knife game at 10x the speed.

The eight one was a old man playing among us live

After that there was an ad break for some reason.
and what was even more strange than an ad in the middle of a talent show what the actual ad itself.
It was this little tiny baby who was selling her sisters.
"Hello I am emma." she spoke in an old croaky voice.
" I have five siblings and they're up for sale!!200 dollars per baby!!,if you are interested,meet me after the show."
"200 DOLLARS??THATS OUTRAGEOUS!!"
micheal afton shouted from the crowd.

After the break a boy called bakugou was singing hostage to his boyfriend with his friend Mina doing fortnite dances in the background.

Up next was a young person called heaser was singing heather in a high pitched voice,while swaying side to side.

The 11th one was a duet of two lads singing skrillex their names were carl and Davey dave.

last and the farthest from least was a guy called wilbur singing your new boyfriend.
After wilbur finished singing heaser turned to dobby and said that they simp and kin that song.

"Ok and for the final performance for this year Is by someone called fuckin dobby"
Slouched man judge said as dobby got up from his chair.
He strutted over to the stage.
While walking up the steps he slipped and fell on his face.
Quickly getting up and stumbling over to the microphone.
"He-"dobby moved his mouth closer to the mic "hello,today I'm going to be eating 80 meatballs in 1.0 seconds-"
Dobby was interrupted by the judge with the short purple hair.
"Yeah,we're actually saving all the meatballs for the winner."

Dobby was kinda offended honestly,first he thought he was the winner and second cause he was just interrupted by loser wanker emo sad breken mcr listening looking motherfucker.

"Well what will I eat then??"He said dumbfounded.
"Here"
Lung problems took off her sock and threw it at dobby.
"I-"
He looked at the sock,and then the meatballs.
He quickly shoved the sock down his throat and gulped.
When dobby looked at the crowd he expected to see a bunch of excited faces.
Instead he was met with faces as straight as Noah beck.

In the end quackity ended up winning the meatballs.
But dobby couldn't care less who had the meatballs anymore.

All he wanted was socks...

Hello!!that's the end of this chapter.
I actually really enjoyed writing this one.
I like how it focuses on the one event.
Anyway that's it!!
GOODBYE.

Ayyy poppin in from a few months in the future to just to say that this story now has a plot and a storyline
Goodbye!
-toaoqf