It starts with a sock (dobby crackfic)

No more clubing cuz he got drunk and he fainted

(Unedited)
Dobby was sitting outside a hospital on a bench he had to get casts for his knees
After snape busted them.
Snape was such a bully,he always bullied dobby.
Dobby was whistling be happy to himself,trying to help with the pain when he saw a figure approaching the bench.
Dobby checked his Gucci watch.it read '3am' . He felt the hair on the back of his neck stand up.
3am
The devils hour.
"I'll be fine" he thought.
The only reason dobby was scared is because he's been watching a lot of 'imjaystation' and 'rubyrube' he quite enjoyed them actually.
"Wait what was I thinking about" dobby said to himself
"Oh yea"
Dobby turned his head only to be met with a evil smirk
It was snape.
"Shoot" dobby said as he got up off the bench.
What was he gonna do.
Hogwarts would take about half an hour to get to from the hospital.
Besides snape would find him easily there.
Then he remembered that his cousin didn't live to far from here.
It was about a 5 minute run,so dobby got up and pegged it.

Knock
Knock
Knock
Dobby knocked on his cousins door and waited for an answer.
A few seconds later he hears foot steps getting closer.
The door swung open.
"Dobby?what are you doing here?"
"Hi Dabby"
Dobby greeted his cousin
"Can I stay the night?"
"Of course come in"
Dabby said opening the door wider to let him in

The rat goblins hadn't seen each other in a while so both of them stayed up until 4 am talking and catching up.
Eventually they ended up going to sleep.
Dobby made his way to the sofa where his sleeping bag lay.
Dabby wished him a good night and disappeared upstairs.

Dobby tried to sleep,he really did.
But he couldn't go to sleep.
After 10 minutes of counting sheep he gave up and decided to watch some tv.
He picked up the remote and switched through the channels.
His favourite tv show,deadpool dancing AFK, wasn't on so he went for the next best thing,
Doki doki glitter club.
It had to be his favourite anime ever,even though he hasn't watched any other anime.

In the morning dobby woke up to dabbys wife going to work.
Dobby never got to go to their wedding,actually he was never invited.it was a very small wedding only two people were invited,the bridesmaid and the best man.
Dobby decided to start his day off by scrolling through Twitter.he found some very inspiring quotes one being
'You dont need credentials to show you have a toe'
toe'
-Davey dave 2020
And with that dobby got up confident to start a new day

Ah ok that's chapter 2! There are some references that only my friends will understand so sorry to the few people who didn't get some things.
This chapter is a lot less crazy than the last chapter,I think I like this ones better though.
Also I dont know why snape is such a bad guy in this,but I find it pretty funny.
Anyway I hope you enjoy
See you in the next chapter
-toaoqf