It starts with a sock (dobby crackfic)

shopping

(Unedited)
Dobby got off the bus that conveniently stopped right outside ikea and walked inside.
He instantly walked into the green section.
He wanted only green stuff because he's a slyitharan.
(Spelled Wrong on purpose)
While on the hunt for green furniture he bumped into a small,short,bedside table and before he could scream in pain he looked down at the table and all the lovely memories of his childhood flooded back to him while he shed a tear he said "Ah~just like moms".

While eyeing some very smacky knee high green socks,he suddenly felt an urge to eat something so he made his way over to the footh court,
A v.i.p food court,
to get those delish meat balls he bumped into dabby,
which was kind of awkward because the last time he saw his fellow rat goblin friend was when dabby stole his watch and told him that he never wanted to see him again,
and his new,
kinda creepy the fact that he kept staring dobby down while holding a loaded gun,
boyfriend sou hiyori on a double date with his ex wife and her new fiance kokichi.
They talked for awhile
About how much of a simp dabby ex wife,heaser,is for kokichi
but kokichi seems like he's just a kid,and sou looks like hes only 21 which is strange because
dabby is 420 and his ex wife is 69 years old.

after talking for a bit dobby finally broke the wall between him and his meatballs.
He walked up to the counter to order.
He saw five people behind it:
A blond boy with really spiky hair and red eyes shouting about how he 'doesn't get paid enough for this bullshit'
A shorter girl who also has blond hair,on the phone who appeared to be he friend called 'chloe', she didnt have a uniform on so dobby was sceptical if she even worked there,
A little boy,which instantly set off alarms in dobbys head,'why the heful is a little boy working here?',he was throwing bat shaped ninja stars at a apple that was on
a young boy's head with a name tag that read 'Jason dean',he appeared to have a bomb in his pocket,but dobby didn't care about that.
All he cared about was his meatballs.
While waiting for a server he was staring at a small memorial photo on the was that said
'RIP trunk's future I guess lol'
"HellO sir!"
Dobby snapped back to a reality.
He looked down from the wall,and looked at the barista
(Because this is a cafe now I guess)
His eyes met with hers,
"Oh hi..."
Dobby paused to look at her name tag.
"Minori"
He finished.
"And what would you-"
She was cut off by Damian and bakugou's screaming match.
"YOU OBNOXIOUS FUCK"
"YOU SPIKY HAIRED PRICK"

"Sorry about them,"
Minori apologised.
"As I was saying,what would you like on a lovely day like this sir?"
Dobby looked out the window to see a tree get stuck my lightning.
"I would like.."
He starred at the order bored.
After about ten minutes,after dobby had done all the math in his head,he had made his decision to get
89 meatballs and went to go sit down.
Dobby was almost finished all of them after a few minutes when he saw draco malfoy and his delinquent friends walking around the shop blasting simple plan.
Dobby got up and said hi.
Draco gave him a'ew' face and told him how ugly he was.
After that lovely conversation that made dobbys day he went to go sit back down to finish his meatballs.
Little did dobby know,while he was talking to draco,
snape popped up and poured some poison in his meatballs.
And snuck away to film the whole thing to put to his award winning tik tok.
When dobby was eating his last meatball he passed out.
Snape was getting this whole thing on camera with his flip phone.
Snape posted the whole thing on tik tok and after about 100 million views,
Dabi came through a weird portal thingy.
Dabi put dobby in the closet ikea bed and left trying his best not to stab everyone.

Later after dobby had a very strange dream about Voldy
He met up with molly wesley to sign the papers for his new crib when she said
"No dobby,theres no need for paper work"
"What do you mean?"
He questioned.
"What I mean is that your new house is a horse trailer"
Dobby starred for a second
"Well if you would have told me I would have been ten times happier!"
Dobby said bouncing up and down with excitement.

He ended up moving in next door to a man who went by the name 'sangwoo'
Other than the constant screaming coming from his basement,and the big tank of what appeared to be ketchup outside his house,he seemed nice.

Its a bit-short, isn't it?"

The references in this chapter,I CANT.anyway I hope you enjoyed it,I tried to keep the inside jokes to a minimum,unless you count dragon ball references as inside joke then I guess not.
Anyway I wish you the best of luck for today or tomorrow
-toaoqf