It starts with a sock (dobby crackfic)

the new crib

(Unedited)

Dobby was about to leave his cousins house when he realised that his watch wasn't on his wrist.
Dobby looked everywhere,the kitchen,the holy water press,the praying room,the bathroom,but nothing.
His watch was no where to be found.
Now that he thinks of it.
Wheres dabby?
Dobby rushed upstairs and pushed open dabbys bedroom door.
Dabby and his wife slept in different rooms.
In dabbys room was nothing but a note that read.

Please leave my house and never come back.
I only let you stay here so I could steal your Gucci watch.
I stole your watch btdubs
Sorry lol XD

-dabby

Dobby couldn't believe it.
He looked in the mirror and shed a tear.
Dobby instantly ran out of the house,stumbling on his stubby toes.

Luckily there was a bus stop not to far from there.
Dobby sat down under the bus shelter and waited.
About ten minutes later the double decker bus arrived.
Dobby paid the bus driver a button and a love letter,and started walking down the isle.
He saw a lot of strange faces.
A boy with a black afro fighting to the boy next to him about mcr and skrillex or something around those lines,
A purple man with rotting skin sitting next to what appeared to be a bunch of wires complaining about a hair bobbin,
A blond boy with a fully decked out cat costume beside a young boy with dirty blonde hair ranting about how annoying doctor phill is,
Someone sitting alone in a yellow smiley face mask with a sad expression painted across his face,
A little cestnut cestnutbrown brown monkey who seemed to be setting up some speakers next to him,
And dobby who sat down in a free seat.
The girl in the seat beside him was wearing a astronaut suit,she was on  the phone with someone she clearly didn't want to talk to.
Out of no where WAP started blasting through the bus.
Dobby turned his head to see that little monkey jamming out,while the two music boys were shouting at it for its awful taste in music.

"Maybe I should buy my own house" dobby thought while the bus passed an estate in mount zoe.

Before he knew it dobby was at Hogwarts.
He pushed the doors open to see a big crowd of people screaming and shouting.
They were all waving their hand shouting numbers at someone on the top of the stairs.
"Who is that?"dobby thought out loud trying to peer over the young children jumping up and down in excitement.

"Molly wesley is auctioning off her mother's house for a couple extra dollars in her pocket"
Dobby turned his head,curious to see who was talking to him.
There stood Sirius black staring at the flailing children.
Out of nowhere dobby screamed
"3 billion dollars".
The whole room fell silent.
.
.
.
"I-going once"
No one said a word
"Going twice.."
This room was so quiet you could hear a needle drop.
"SOLD TO THE WRINKLY OLD MAN IN THE BACK!"
Mrs wesley shouted.
Dobby was shocked.
Yes, he could afford it,but he was still surprised that he just blurted it out.
I guess he has a house now,no plot holes there he just dead ass has a house.

A little bit later in class dobby was sitting in macready's class when someone tapped his back,dobby turned around to see Harry Potter looking at him.
"What time is it?" Harry asked
"Sorry I dont know my watch got stolen" dobby replied
"What the hell dobby?!" Harry screeched
"What is it harry?"macready asked with a pissed off look on her face
"Dobby wont tell me the time,miss"harry said apologetically
"What?get out of my class right now,dobby!"
Dobby got up and ran out of the class the last thing he heard was Neville saying "that's so messed up dobby!"

Dobby couldn't go anywhere else so he decided go to IKEA to pick out some furniture for his new house he just won.

This chapter was very rushed ngl
I'd say the most enjoyable part to write was the bus scene I think it was the longest scene in the chapter so that's cool.talking about cool I got a four pack of monster today.
Anyway I hope you found this chapter funny see you later
-toaoqf