♡Fast Love♡ Monokuma x Sonic

The Date 🥵

(Monokuma's side)
Monokuma woke up and checked the time " OMG MY HOT DATE IS IN A HOUR 😱" he rushed over to his closet to find something to wear. " I need something seggsy " he thought in his brain
He looked around, " Maid dress.... Maid dress...where's my drip!?" He found his drip in the back of the closet. He quickly put it on, and looked at himself in the mirror. " I am the drippiest drippy drip bear in the drippy drip land"   he said to himself in the mirror

He then had a nekomaru kinnie moment in the bathroom

(Sonic's side)

Sonic awoke from his slumber.
" OH SHART I GOTTA GO FAST AND GET READY" He put on his drippy drip drip on and brushed his teeth and got ready.

He then got his segsy red shoes on because he was really insecure about his feet, because he knew his fangirls had a foot fetish, They always yelled at him saying " UWU OWO SHOW ME UR SEGGSY TOES I WANT TO SUCC" he shuddered at the thought of a recolored Shadow succing his toes

"Only my real lover gets to succ my succulent toes"

He opened the door and ran over to the coffee shop and sat down at a random table to wait for his seggsy lover boy

(Monokuma's side)

Monokuma's alarm rang he knew it was an important alarm because the alarm sound was two trucks having seggs.
"AH! IT'S TIME!" He jumped off of the couch he was sitting on and over to his seggsy sports car. 😳😳😳😳

(Nobody's side)
Once monokuma got there he entered the coffee shop, he looked around for the seggsy blue hedgehog with the seggsy red shoes that made him hard.
He saw the table where the hedgehog sat. " Hey! are you Mr. The Hedgehog?"
Monokuma asked. The blue hedgehog looked at the drippiest drippy drip drip bear, "Why yes I am... So you're Monokuma? You're hotter than I thought" Sonic said
Monokuma blushed
" I think you are too" Monokuma told the hedgehog
He sat on the other chair on the table.
" I'll get us some coffee what do you want ?" This made Monokuma blush even more. " A gentleman too? What a dream~"
After Monokuma told sonic what he wanted, Sonic went over to the counter.
" I'd like to order a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The lady looked annoyed " Just fawking order".
" FINE" Sonic did a dramatic hairflip with his long beautiful hair as he threw it back as Monokuma watched from the table. " I'd like a black coffee and a creamy latte" he said throwing it back once again
" omg so sussy" Monokuma thought,
The lady had then went to make the coffee she then spitted in both drinks.
" Here ya go sir" she handed sonic the spit filled coffee.

Sonic went over to the table "here ya go" he slid over the spit filled coffee to Monokuma. " OMG THANK YOU UWU" Monokuma thanked sonic.
" Monokuma if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together " Sonic flirted with a cheesey pick up line.
" Well then I must be in a museum cause ur a work of art " Sonic snorted trying to hold in his laugh from the cheesy pick up line Monokuma made.
" You're so funny!" Sonic chuckled
" I know~"
"Can I give ya my number pretty boy~?" Sonic asked.
" OF COURSE !" they exchanged numbers so they can text outside the app.
Monokuma threw it back from happiness " I'M SO HAPPY UWU OWO I COULD SHART MYSELF U-UWU"
Monokuma took a picture together to prove to Monokuma's enemies on instagay that he was the drippiest drippy drip drip sussy taken bawka in the world. They had then parted ways for the day, Because sonic had to film the sonic movie number 2 and Monokuma had to kill off the fandoms favorite character.