Monokuma and sonic in the court room sobbing together.
Monocum's tears dripped down to his asscheek.
The courtroom judge walked in, he was mysteriously b a l d.
" Wait a minute. Monocuminmyassdaddy DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS!?"
Monokuma threw it back hotly
" no."
Sonic twerked " I-ITS DOCTOR PHIL"
" Nah bro I'm just bald "
The judge said hitting the woah
" Now uh y'all sign the divorce papers?"
Monokuma and Sonic gasped in My little pony jar edition language
" N-NOBODY SAID THERE W-WERE PAPERS"
Monokuma absolutely shat himself in shock.
It took an hour for Monokuma and Sonic to sign the papers with their asses.
"Why the fuck is there shit on the paper? Uh anyways who is getting custody of the gremlins that human beings called children "
Monokuma waped. " Sonic I think you should, You're a better daddy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪😨 than me😔"
Sonic nodded. " ######" he said in roblox tags.
" Then it's settled," the judge hairflipped causing his bald cap to fly off.
" Sonic and monokuma you are no longer husband and seggsier husband"
Sonic and monokuma had left eachother for the last time.
Sonic kept every item monocum owned (even his children)
And monokuma had to move in with junk food.
(The monokubs sobbed uwu)
<end of part I>
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♡Fast Love♡ Monokuma x Sonic
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