the unexpected encounter

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by MotherFawkingCl0wn

by MotherFawkingCl0wn

Monokuma were at the mall buying shit for their future children. Monokuma saw the sussiest store of all time uwu
Which was spencers. " OMG SONIC!1!!1"
Sonic looked at Monokuma " Eh?" Monokuma gave him the puppy eyes
" C-can we pwease go to spwencers?"
He said doing
uuhhhh this thing -> 👉👈
" Monokuma, I know your gonna buy a dildo but dude you're collection is getting bigger than my wee wee"

" BUT SONIIIIIIICCCCCCC I NEED TO BUILD MY DILDO TOWER"

" FINE 🙄"

They went into the back of spencers and saw ED SHIT AND RAN!?!?!?!?!?!.

Now not many hot and sefgsy people know this but.... Monokuma and
Ed shitrag hate eachother. They were dating once but they broke up becuz Ed sheewan cheatedand was a chad.

(Flashbaaaaaaaaaaaaack)

Monokuma and Ed sheeran sat on the couch. "Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw I luv u " Monokuma said. Monokuma and Ed sheeran cuddled uwu.

He literally shit on Monokuma, and Monokuma thought it was hot as fuck
" I made a new song uwu" Ed sheeran said. Monokuma sharted twerking
" Show me u seggsy best ". Ed sheeran got his lappy toppy top but, suddenly when he open it.... there was video HE WAS CHEATING ON MONOKUMA WITH
PETER GRIFFIN.

" I...e-ed.....i-i can't believe you d-did this....I t-thought I was ur widdle baka ....." Monokuma teared up and twerked.
Monokuma ran out of the shared apartment sobbing feeling betrayed as he nae nae'd.
He felt so alone, poor boy.

(End of flashback)

Out of nowhere monocumbottle was in pain. " Damn sonic I'm about to shit out a child"

Sonic ofc called 911 cause he us really hot.
Monokuma and Sonic went to the sussypital.