(Monokuma's side) Monokuma was sitting in his living room sad and lonely how sad. " I-I'm sad and lonely uwu" He sighed and thought for a while. " I need a seggsy lover." He pulled out his phone and installed a dating app and created a profile. " Monokuma will get all the bitches with this hot profile " he said with pride.
His phone buzzed with multiple notifications, They were all from the dating app. " People just can't resist me!" He looked at it and swiped through the people who the app matched him with " Lame... lame...ugly...fat....WHY IS NOBODY SEGGSY LIKE ME!?" monokuma was hopeless until his phone buzzed once again. he lifted his phone up with his strong majestic paws and gasped " Woah... he's hot " Monokuma didn't think he was into dudes but he sure was now He looked at the picture on the profile The hot man on the picture had really seggsy red shoes which really turned monokuma on. He looked at it more the Man had a fat ass and a 6 pack this was monokuma's dream boy, And his name was Sonic. So of course he swiped right. The phone screen glowed pink and had hearts around monokuma's profile picture and Sonics profile picture. The text on the screen read 'MATCH!'
(Sonic's side)
Sonic had all the bitches on him, " OHHHHH SOONIC!~~ " the fangirls and cringy 2014 OCs said together. " I thought I had a restraining order on you guys!" Sonic yelled as he ran away from those bitches
" Finally I'm away from those cringy 2014 Sonic OCs and fangirls" he huffed and puffed trying to catch his breath. " Ugh.... Why can't I get a lover who loves me for my personality and not fame?". When he got home he opened his old dating app he never used that was on his hello kitty flip phone, " Geez haven't used this in years " he sighed. He just swiped left cause he didn't see anything appealing to him. But then he saw one preticular profile
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He was really turned on by this profile " Dam he thicc" he said biting his lip. He swiped right, a few hours later he got a notification from the app saying 'You both swiped right!'
He got a text from the seggsy bear he swiped right on from the app saying " Ur rlly seggsy" Sonic had a boner because his dream boy called him seggsy He of course texted back saying " u too can we have date 😳😳"
(Monokuma side) He blushed like crazy and also had a boner He replied with " Yeah when and where pretty boy? 🥵🥵🥵" They both agreed to meet at the local coffee shop
