The Adventures of A Cartoon Llama

To Donut land!

In an unkown place in town, a figure approaches a cat silhouette in the dark. Looking at each other they began to talk.

"Status?" The cat asked.

"Unknown." The figure answered.

The cat remained silent and asked, "Any blood shed?"

"5 targets terminated." The figure answered. 

The figure then said, "New threat detected. Approximately  2"12, weight variable, skin color: blue, race: llama."

"New test subject?" The cat asked.

"Affirmative" the figure answered.

"Wait, isn't 2"12 just 3ft?" The cat asked.

"Don't question my calculations!" The figure snapped.

"Ok fine! Jesus christ!" The cat said.

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It was 7:00 and Llama just woke up. When his alarm went on, he smashed it with a 10 ton hammer under his sheets.

"It'll fix itself anyways." Llama said.

As he stepped out of his room, he began to go through his cloths, blue fur coats.

"Let's go with blue!" He said as he grabbed the coat slipping it on.

He grabbed a box of oofy-o's from his counter and grabbed the milk.

"Love me my cereal!" As he swallowed everything (even the bowl).

He walk out and saw the owner sitting outside on a chair reading a book.

"What doing?" He asked.

"Reading, please leave me alone." She answered.

He chuckled, "I can't read." Then he walked away.

"What a peculiar kid." She said to herself.

On his way to donut land he saw a building surrounded by people and police.

"I need y'all to stand back." The officer said.

The crowd remained present and kept questioning the officers.

"What happened?"  One asked.

"Who was killed?" Another askrd

Why did this happen?" Someone else asked.

"We can't say anything mostly because we don't really know ourselves." The officer replied.

"I know!" Llama yelled from behind the crowd.

Everyone looked at him and each other then laughed as if he became a funny meme.

"Honestly. I saw it all on the scene change."  He said.

"Scene change?" The officers laughed. "You must be on weed!" They teased.

"Well of course." He said. "The grass here hasn't been gardened in such a long time."

Every one fell silent. One of the officers began to approach him.

"You think you're funny, boy?" The officer said.

"Well, I don't have great jokes, so no." Llama answered.

"You best move along or else you can be in a lot of trouble boy." The officer said.

Llama then forgot the time and then realized he was supposed to go to donut land.

"Oh no! I have to go." Llama said, running away from the scene.

"You think that boy will cause trouble?" One of the officers said.

"I honestly don't know, but I trust him." Another said.

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On the way Llama came upon an intersection. He looked both ways and just as he was about to walk, he was midair about to step when time almost suddenly stopped. Unable to move as well as every thing else in his sight was still. He tried to move. No luck. When he finally was able to move out of the mysterious force restraining him and fell to the floor. When he got up everything went back to normal. People were moving in normal time as if nothing had happened.

"W-w-what happened?" He said to himself.

Can't stay here for too long. He thought to himself.

He walked away to donut land. Skipping as if he forgot what has happened.

"Test successful." A figure said in an alley nearby.

"Target is a new possible test subject. Tracking target..." The figure walked away and laughed.

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Llama had finally made it to donut land, but the line was vast! This means he would be here for a long time. So he came up with a smart decision, he would split up and do something while he would wait. Splitting into 2, he had his cute clone wait in line while he would go do something. The horse standing behind him as llama walked away then said, "I think I need to lay of this booze, god damn."

"Stay here, me" Llama said to his clone.

"Ok!" His clone said.

Llama then walked away.

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"Target detected." A figure said as it saw Llama doing parkour of 5 story buildings.

Llama was jumping across buildings without fear in his mind. Getting the attention of many people below him.

"Look at him go!" One of them said.

"He has guts, I'll give him that." Another said.

But when he went on the last building he fell. People began to scream as he fell to "his death". He fell with a thud and looked like a human pancake. As people saw his body they began to scream again because he was still breathing.

"Quick! Someone call an ambulance!" Someone in the crowd said.

"Calm down! I'll be fine" The body exclaimed. Everyone froze and turned around. Frozen in fear they see the body walk up to them, and pop back to normal.

"See, told you I'd be fine."  Llama said.

Everyone yelled in fear because of the horror they just witness and ran away in fear.

"Guess they didn't like my trick." Llama sighed. "I think the line is small now."

He walked away as a figure began to approach him but when he turned around, no one was there.

"Must be the wind." He said as he turned around and ran back to the line.

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"How many sellers left?" A rhino said to a crocodile next to him. The crocodile lights a cigar, "10."

"Damn. We had almost 50 sellers!" The rhino said.

"We need to hide our sellers better or else we may have to worry about things other than the fuzz." The crocodile said.

"You're right." The rhino said. "We need to sell enough serum to make the family happy, or else our heads are going to be put on the wall!"

"Alright, we need to sell the quota by tonight." The crocodile said.

"Alright, lets get to work!" The rhino said.