Oliver's POV:
"What a lovely day, whoa that's a cool van." I said
I walked up to the van, planing to steal it. I opened the door and then,
I GOT PUSHED IN! LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK!?
I got really dizzy and then went to sleep lol insomnia go brrr.
Once I woke up
I was surprised to see all my friends with me! And.... Dywan the croc Johnson *Shiver*
Anyways, I ran up to my friend who looked like she was dead.
"Izzy, wake the fuck up." I said, poking her head.
"No. I'm tired dingus." She said.
"No time for sleep, if you haven't noticed by now, we're kiNDA BEING HELD HOSTAGE HERE!!!" I said.
"Man, shut the fuck up. Im dreaming about arson" Izzy said.
"Yeah, shut the hell your mouth OLIVER!" Thea said from across the basement.
"THEA! WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE!!! ARE YOU NOT GONNA EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?!?!?" I screamed back.
"Why would she?" Pug asked.
"I'M- UYEUSHUAWHYUHEYWVUAW" I said.
"Who are you? Zenitsu?" Thea asked.
"I may kin Zenitsu, BUT NO!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
Thea rolled her eyes, "Yeah, well you're also a Karma Akabane kinnie, so there's that." Thea continued.
"He's a fucking whAT KINNIE??!?!?!" Izzy said, finally jumping awake.
She just looked at me, "PLEASE DON'T SHOVE WASSABI UP MY NOSE SPARE ME!!" SHe screamed.
"I'M NOT THE ONE HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!" I responded
"Y'ALL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!" WE heard from the stairs.
"Who?" I said, and then I saw him. IT WAS BEANOS!!!!!!!!!!
"BEANOS YOU LOOKIN KINDA FINE NGL-" Izzy said
"Here, take this, mortals." Beanos said as he gave us a laptop.
"Goodbye mortals." Beanos said as he evaporated into dust.
"What the-" I began saying, but was cut off by some dumbass.
"GIVE ME THE LAPTOP I CAN PUT RANDOM ASS CODES TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S BROKEN!!" Izzy screamed as she took the laptop.
"I-" I said.
She then started typing in this code:
０９４５Ａｆ３Ｌ２ｉｓＴ６３ｈｇｏＩｈＥ０９ｄＭ／６ｏＱｇ３０１４Ｌｐ８４Ｗｂｄ５Ｋｇｓｒ３Ｊ０Ｒｋ０８／１２ＧｎＭｅｔ６９３４ＧｄｋｓｄＹ６５０Ｏｄｇａ１ＷＧＺｈＸＩｑＥｃ－Ｊｅｕ８ＯｈｏＱ５ＭｙＣｍａＰＹＩＳ／Ｖ９ＪＨ６Ｑ７ｔＣＹＸ１ｋＰｉｃｈＥ１６９８ｈｆＲ／８６７１ｇｄＴ４９１ＷｍｐＩ６２Ｇ４ｊｓｈｋＴｂｈｋ８５０ＵｐＱｅｒ６ｒ３２ＨｂｏｙＴ
"What the fuck is that?" I asked.
"I have noooo idea." Izzy replied.
And then she blew up the laptop. Because apparently that was a self destruct code.
To be continued
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My friend group gets stuck in someone's basement at 3AM Feat. Beanos
HumorThis is a crackfic I'm writing with my friend group that consists of: @izzyTheChildEater, @sleepy-arsonist, @nonbineybean, @RandomPeckNeck, and @ConstipatedCrystal. We're just writing this because our friend group is so incredibly chaotic. So yeah...
