You are (Y/N) (L/N), a young teen living in Edo, it is during the time that various aliens have come and begun inhabiting on the planet. The law passed that no one should be carrying swords, thus eliminating the concept of Samurai. Except for the fa...
Kondo was right now stuck with the big gorilla known as Princess Bubbles, and right now, he had no idea how to get away from this big primate.
Kondo: Uh .... so Princess Bubbles, what are your favorite hobbies?
The big gorilla just uttered a grunting noise.
Kondo: Does she even understand what I'm saying? Can she even tell? I have to find a way out of this.
He then makes a hand sign motion saying that he has to use the bathroom.
Princess Bubbles just raises one of her eyebrows, and she follows him.
Kondo: HEY! WHAT'S THE DEAL?!
Meanwhile ....
The Yorozuya are fixing the roof.
(Y/N): Huh? Hey, is it just me, or are there 2 gorillas down there?
Kondo freezes in fear.
Kagura: Hey (Y/N) is right! There are two gorillas!
Gintoki: Oi, Gorilla Chief, are you having a family reunion?
Kondo: HUH?! BUTT OUT YOU ODDJOBS!!!
Blake: Huh? Is that your sister?
Kondo: NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!
Velvet: Well he is hairy like a gorilla.
Kondo: SHHH! SHE'S RIGHT THERE!
(Y/N): THAT'S A FEMALE?!
You early faint.
Shinpachi: Okay, I cannot take any more of this weirdness, I'm just going to get the money.
Shinpachi heads down, only for him to see what appears to be Tae kissing Kyuubei!
He then rushes in!
Shinpachi: SIS!!
Tae: AH! Shinpachi! It's not what it looks like!
Shinpachi: YOU BASTARD!! GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!
Kyuubei: Ah, you haven't changed at all Shinpachi.
He then grabs the Virgin and flings him across the room.
Shinpachi: Huh?! Kyuubei-San?! Is that really you?! Why are you-
Kyuubei grabs Tae's hand.
Kyuubei: I made a promise to Tae-Chan. We're getting married. Ever since I have lost my eye, I've become stronger. I am a powerful samurai. And you are still weak. How pathetic.
Shinpachi just gets up.
Shinpachi: My Sister isn't an item Kyuubei-San! You're only considering yourself! What about how she feels?! C'mon Sis, you can't really still hang on to a promise you made as kids!
Tae doesn't answer, she just mutters softly.
Tae: I'm sorry Shinpachi. I don't have a choice.
Tears begin to fall from her eyes.
Soon .... after the events that occurred.
The rest of the Yorozuya have not heard of Shinpachi in awhile.
(Y/N): He hasn't come back.
Ruby: I'm worried about Shinpachi.
Yang: Does that idiot even realize what he's doing?
Weiss: Going alone like that?!
Kagura: Hey, will Otae-Chan be happy in the end about this? Back when I was a kid, Mommy said that getting married was a happy thing.
(Y/N): Not if that includes crying.
Gintoki then gets up.
Gintoki: OI! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS!! If you'll excuse me, I'm going into a time out.
(Y/N): HUH?!
Blake: Gintoki, what are you-
Gintoki: I heard something, I didn't ever want to hear.
On the other hand ....
Two men approach the front door to the Yagyu Clan Estate!
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One was Shinpachi and the other was Kondo!
Shinpachi: Kondo-San, are you ready?
Kondo: Of course Shinpachi-Kun! Let's go! Otae-Chan is waiting!
