5 Shrekconds Of Summer

You May Be Scarred For Life. You Should Be Scared.

Luke's POV

"What about Michael?" I pouted.

"Wait, I would enjoy watching that," Shrek nodded.

"Yes, let's do it!" Michael screeched. "Christian Grey style!"

"50 Shades of Muke," muttered a voice I hadn't heard in a while.

"Harry?!" I screamed before jumping and wrapped my legs around his torso. He stumbled a bit before steadying himself. My english love affair had returned if ya know what I mean.

You picking up what I'm laying down? That's Harry getting laid on my bed yas.

"Oh my god!" I yelled. "I've got the greatest idea. Muke + Harry threesome while Shrek watched in the corner. "

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Before I knew it I was making out with Hazza bear on Shrek's fuck buddy bed in his sex slave palace.

"Luke," Harry moaned as I ground my hips into his. I gently bit his lip before leaving wet open mouthed kisses along his collarbones and neck line. His fingertips curled in the ends of my hair.

Shrek sat in the corner, erotically spraying Michael in the face with his never ending deluge of projectile fluids. I've never seen Michael get into it so much, to be honest it was kind of hot. Somehow, Shrek managed to pull Calum and Ashton out of his asshole again. It's like they just hang out in there or something.

This time they were wearing collars. This was getting kinky af. Shrek made them bend over as he gave them a mighty spanking with his monster cock. Using the side of his hard cock, he slapped their asses and Calum came on command as Shrek order him to.

"That's the third cream pie today," Ashton muttered, giving away what they were probably up to inside of Shrek's asshole.

I slipped my hand down Harry's pants and he thrusted his hips forward against my monsterous cock (not as monsterous as Shrek's).

"Someone's eager today," I smirked and Harry blushed. I pulled down his sexy skinny jeans and palmed him through his big ass boxers. He let out a long groan and grunted as I pulled down his ass full boxers.

"Fuck me already, Hemmings," Harry groaned. I was in the middle of lubing his rectum as the door burst open.

All I could see was glittery white lights before a mighty figure formed. He took a step closer, shining in all his glory. This was a man that was so hot, any person of any gender of any sexuality would fuck him, fuck him real good. This man was so fucking hot, my balls trembled at the sight of him.

Andy Biersack.

Okay, fuck meeee,FÜCK me hard babe

"Guys," Andy spoke in a low whisper, "why the fuck wasn't I invited to this massive dick fucking? Shrek, you know I'm kinky as shit." he groaned.

Michael looked up at shrek in dismay. "You fucked him with a dick?"

"so did you," Shrek answered. "I was there." he whispered.

"what."

"I've always been there Michael," Shrek whispered, "always." his voice faded out into the wind.

"Oh Andy, my sweet, sweet Andy. Won't you fucketh me and help create the dick kabob?" I asked and Harry nodded his head eagerly.

"I don't think your asshole can handle this godly cock." Andy scoffed.

"Probably not.. but I ask thee to ripth my arse to shreds," I pleaded as Harry took a hold of Andys large, godly cock.

Andy sighed, "I suppose I could use some stress relief."